Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 65 of 70
Quote from the episode The Maternal Congruence
Raj: You think your thoughts are pure gold, but let me tell you something they are pure caca.
Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: So, Saturday night. Can I count on my posse?
Howard: Jeez, I'd love to Raj but I can't make it.
Raj: Ah, okay, Leonard?
Leonard: Oh, ah, oh, I can ... no.
Raj: Sheldon?
Sheldon: I can make it but I won't.
Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination
Raj: It's amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence
Howard: Ok, now, this is an exact duplicate of The Wolowitz Solid Waste Disposal System, as deployed on the International Space Station.
Raj: Don't you mean the Wolowitz Solid Waste Distribution System?
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Raj: Well, uh, to paraphrase Shakespeare, "It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography."
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Penny: What do you mean new roommate? What happened to Leonard?
Sheldon: The same thing that happened to Homo Erectus. He was replaced by a superior species.
Raj: I'm the new homo in town.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Raj: Come on, dude, I'm exhausted and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Leonard: What are you doing here?
Raj: I was sleeping.
Leonard: In my bed?
Raj: Well, I would have slept in my own bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family and the memory of Gene Roddenberry.
Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction
Raj: Rotting Zombie. Sheldon's new Facebook picture.
Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction
Howard: Hell hound.
Raj: Who let the satanic dogs out?
Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion
Raj: Come on, dude, bros before ... my sister.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. Its probably lonely.
Sheldon: All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness. No, I dont see that catching on at all.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Raj: She didn't even get to see my penis.
Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative
Rajesh:So in Avatar, they have sex on Pandora by linking their ponytails. So their ponytails...are like their junk.
Wolowitz:Yeah, so?
Rajesh: Well when they ride the horses and birds they link their ponytails, too.
Wolowitz: What's your point?
Rajesh: My point is, if I were a horse or a bird I'd be really nervous around James Cameron.
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