Quotes from ‘The Property Division Collision’ Page 1 of 4
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The Property Division Collision Sheldon and Leonard end up in a bitter tit-for-tat fight when they try to divvy up their mutual belongings from Apartment 4A. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to be the most helpful to Bernadette in her final weeks of pregnancy. |
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing; I skipped kindergarten.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.
Quote from Raj
Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Look, we can't just throw away Penny's stuff, but we can ask if she wants any of it back.
Sheldon: You know, I wonder how she feels about all this artwork.
Amy: Well, I'm sure she misses this one. I mean, it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody.
Sheldon: It truly does capture the beauty of your friendship with Penny.
Amy: It may have appreciated in value. The artist killed himself shortly after painting that.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: You know what? There is one thing I would like.
Sheldon: Yeah, take whatever you want.
Leonard: I would like to keep the official flag of our apartment.
Sheldon: But you don't even like flags.
Leonard: Yeah, I like this one.
Sheldon: But I designed it.
Leonard: But you made me order it because you were "too well-known" in the flag community and they'd jack up the price.
Sheldon: But you don't even understand its symbolism.
Leonard: Oh, I do. The-the field of blue represents you being miserable, and the lion sticking its tongue out means I'm happy about it.
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: Sheldon, I know what you did, now change the password back.
Sheldon: Well, powder me in sugar and call me a donut, if it isn't Leonard Hofstadter.
Leonard: Hello?
Theodore: Hey, how you doing?
Leonard: Uh, can I help you?
Theodore: I don't think so, but you're sweet for asking.
Penny: What-What are you doing in our apartment?
Theodore: Oh, I rented a room from your neighbor, the tall guy dressed like a little boy.
Quote from Raj
Raj: Oh, hey, Bernadette, the swing comes with two different mobiles. The giraffes are pretty cute, what do you think?
Bernadette: Great, go with the giraffes.
Stuart: Although the high contrast of zebra stripes might provide better stimulus for a developing baby.
Bernadette: Yeah, you're probably right, go with the zebras.
Stuart: Good choice, boss.
Raj: At least my nose is naturally brown.
Quote from Leonard
Leonard: Oh, I knew it, Sheldon changed the password.
Penny: Are you sure?
Leonard: Well, the new network name is, "Ha ha ha, now I've got you," so It's either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs.
Quote from Amy
Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I don't think you do, but alright.
Quote from Penny
Leonard: You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?
Penny: Well, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.
Quote from Sheldon
Leonard: All right, I tried.
Sheldon: "All right, I tried." That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.
Quote from Sheldon
Amy: If we're going to be staying in this apartment, would you be interested in doing a little redecorating?
Sheldon: Oh, actually, I would.
Amy: Great, what'd you have in mind?
Sheldon: Let's take every single thing from the other apartment and put it in here.
Quote from Sheldon
Amy: Well, how about we start a little smaller? Like moving the furniture around.
Sheldon: You know, I have always thought that this couch would look fantastic on the curb in front of the building.
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