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The Relaxation Integration

'The Relaxation Integration' - Season 11, Episode 3

Amy tries to get Sheldon to calm down when he stresses out about picking the perfect date for their wedding. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart both fall for Bernadette's new co-worker, Ruchi.

Air Date: October 9, 2017.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: I thought we agreed on June 15.
Sheldon: That's the day after Flag Day. Everyone'll be partied out.

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: Why can't there just be one week each month for famous people to die?
Amy: Well, they've already arranged to die in threes-- what more do you want from them?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, I found the perfect wedding date.
Amy: That's terrific!
Sheldon: No, it's not. It was May 19, 1996. We would have had a lovely wedding. And our honeymoon would have coincided with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.
Amy: Sheldon, you were 16.
Sheldon: And in Texas. No one would have batted an eye. Oh, wait, it's no good. That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
And it's in the past.
Hey-hey, I said it's no good-- just let it go.

Quote from Stuart

Stuart: You want to play a game of "who's more desperate" with me? 'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Outdoor wedding. I know what I'll be using that cliff for.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: One of the great things about being pregnant is drinking cranberry juice out of a wineglass and watching people freak out.

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