Quotes from ‘The Romance Resonance’

The Romance Resonance

'The Romance Resonance' - Season 7, Episode 6

Sheldon is thrilled when he has a scientific breakthrough, but his excitement quickly turns to dread when he realizes he made a mistake. Meanwhile, Howard surprises Bernadette with a romantic gesture, leading Penny to up her game with Leonard.

Air Date: October 24, 2013.

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky.
Amy: You and me both, brother.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: People get things they don't deserve all the time. Like me with you.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Great news. A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier and can now infect humans.
Raj: Why is that great news?
Bernadette: In the pharmaceutical business we have a saying: mo' infections, mo' money.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Don't worry. I will remain the same down to earth, humble Joe I've always been.
Leonard: Good to know.
Sheldon: Now give me that cookie, I discovered an element.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: Just you wait and see. I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off.
Leonard: That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: They called it the greatest thing since the Communist party. Although I'm pretty sure the Communist party made them say that. I like China. See, they know how to keep people in line.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I've got to find a way to stop this thing.
Leonard: Buddy, I don't think you can. Once it's out there, it's out there. This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape.
Sheldon: Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape.
Leonard: You don't know what a sex tape is, do you?
Sheldon: No.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: The National Science Foundation wants to give me a substantial grant.
Raj: That's a big deal.
Sheldon: I know. When will this nightmare end?

Quote from Leonard

Penny: Bernadette is going to love this.
Leonard: Yeah, it must be nice to have somebody do something so romantic.
Penny: Okay, you know what's not romantic? Rubbing it in someone's face.
Leonard: Actually, it can be. But I told you sex doesn't count.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I get that you feel bad about all the attention, but still what you did is amazing. We're really proud of you.
Amy: I'm not.
Sheldon: You're not?
Amy: Sheldon, I've been thinking about it and you're right. You don't deserve any credit. All you did was misread some numbers on a table. A very easy table, too. Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.
Sheldon: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
Penny: Damn it, everyone's better at this than me.
Sheldon: Congratulations, Dr. Fowler. You just made the fort.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: How do I make them stop loving me?
Leonard: You could invite them to live with us.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: Sheldon, you wanna take a break? Your food's ready.
Leonard: What are you doing? He's both happy and quite. It's like seeing a unicorn and big foot at the same time.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: How come you've never done anything romantic to celebrate our first date?
Leonard: For starters, you've broken up with me so many times, which first date are we talking about?
Sheldon: Oh, somebody call the burn ward. ... And back to the zone.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: So I'm almost done writing the song for Bernadette. Are you cool playing the cello?
Leonard: If by cool you mean willing to, yes. If by cool you mean cool, clearly you've never seen me play the cello.

Quote from Amy

Penny: What are you working on?
Sheldon: Can't talk. In the zone.
Penny: (To Amy) Do you know what he's doing?
Amy: Could be anything. Last time he was like this he figured out electron transport in graphene. The time before that he was making a list of who's allowed in his tree fort if he ever gets one. Still can't believe I didn't make the cut.

Quote from Bernadette

Howard: Oh, Bernie. What happened?
Bernadette: Let's just say the next time you move a dozen vials of raccoon virus to the fridge, make two trips.

Quote from Leonard

Raj: Leonard, give me a beat.
Leonard: I will not.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I hate to pile on the bad news, but I just got a raise.

Quote from Bernadette

Howard: You sure you're okay?
Bernadette: Yeah, it's just a precaution. If there were a problem I'd be throwing up through my eyeballs by now.

Quote from Penny

Penny: What's thoughtful is everything you do. Here, look at this. This is the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays. And the rose you left on my windshield just because. Here's the thank you letter you wrote me after the first time I slept with you. All eleven pages of it.
Leonard: I can't believe you saved all this stuff.
Penny: Of course I did, it's you.
Leonard: Come here. ... Is that a pregnancy test?
Penny: Oh yeah, just the first one. I didn't save them all.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: Besides, can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me?
Penny: I can name tons.
Leonard: And sex doesn't count.
Penny: Oh.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: This is the magic marker I was using when I made the discovery.
Amy: I don't think the Smithsonian is gonna want your marker.
Sheldon: And that's why you're not on my list for the tree fort.

Quote from Penny

Raj: Penny, if you truly want to be romantic it has to come from you.
Penny: I get that, but why is this so hard?
Raj: You've probably never had to do this before because you're young and beautiful, and men have always thrown themselves at you.
Penny: Yeah, I'm trying to be sad about that. I can't.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh stop it. I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people.

Quote from Howard

Penny: Aww, what horrible thing are you trying to make up for?
Howard: Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.

Quote from Howard

Howard: (To Raj) Will you play the ukelele?
Raj: Sure, I'd be happy to shred it on my axe.
Howard: Or you could just play your tiny, ridiculous guitar.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I don't know if I wanna cook for him. He's kind of a picky eater. "It's too salty. It's too dry. It's too burnt and frozen at the same time."

Quote from Penny

Raj: Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing. The sexual chemistry between my partner and me. But boy oh boy, does my father not approve until he sees us in the big dance competition.
Penny: Okay, that's just the plot for "Dirty Dancing".

Quote from Raj

Raj: I don't call anyone a whore, and the only time I use the phrase "my bitch", I'm referring to you (Howard).

Quote from Raj

Raj: As I'm sure you're aware the quickest way to a man's heart is through his -
Penny: Pants. But Leonard said sex doesn't count.
Raj: You poor thing. You have one arrow in your quiver and you just can't use it.

Quote from Raj

Penny: What else would you love? Other than being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head.
Raj: Oh, you could stand outside with a boombox in the air.
Penny: That's from "Say Anything".
Raj: Look, I'm a lonely guy. I watch a lot of movies.

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