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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: Yeah, I felt the same way about the platypus. You know, bird and mammal in the same creature? No way. And spoiler: way.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Penny: Uh-oh, someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Raj: Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever? What happened to our love?

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Howard: Look, something's going on with Bernadette. She say anything to you?
Stuart: Well, nope, not a word.
Howard: Come on, be honest. Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?
Stuart: No, but I did mention it to my therapist.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Amy: How can he not remember a day?
Penny: Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time. I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Sheldon: Well, what do you know? Here I was, waiting to be bored with biology, and instead you tickle my intellectual fancy. Which, unlike my body, is an okay place to tickle.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Amy: So, shall we get to work?
Sheldon: Biology and physics coming together -- this is like the peanut butter cup of the mind.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Sheldon: Things have been going really well with the infinite resistance gyroscope.
Amy: That's great. How so?
Sheldon: Oh, the project is classified. I can't tell you. Oh, I suppose I could redact the classified parts. All right, um, I came up with an elegant solution to the (honks horn). I used the (honks horn) And then I (honks horn) And that did it. (honks horn)

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Sheldon: Well, don't get me wrong. Neurobiology's nothing more than the science of gray squishy stuff. But, you know, when it connects to physics, gas up the Ford, Martha, we're going for a drive.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Amy: You know, I like harp lessons, but I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Sheldon: Like all my underwear, that notebook says "Property of Sheldon Cooper."

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Amy: You know, I had a feeling you were using the wrong computational model, but I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive.
Sheldon: Just because I'm easily bothered by light, heat, smell, sound, and the way birds look at me does not mean I'm sensitive.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Bernadette: Look, Raj just gets along with women.
Leonard: I know, but he was my friend first. It's like she's stealing him and they're just having the best time doing all their dumb girly stuff together.
Howard: You sure you don't fit in? You sound like a catty bitch to me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Amy: Number three: to avoid getting frustrated, we take built-in breaks and award our successes with a small treat.
Sheldon: Oh that sounds fun. Now we're talking about real treats, right? Not Bible verses like my mother used to give me.

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