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Sheldon: It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing; I skipped kindergarten.
Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I don't think you do, but alright.
Leonard: You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?
Penny: Well, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.
Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.
Sheldon: He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.
Sheldon: Oh, now, what about our 3-D chess set?
Leonard: Let me guess, you want it.
Sheldon: Well, no, I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder of a game you never managed to win. As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.
Sheldon: If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.
Leonard: All right, I tried.
Sheldon: "All right, I tried." That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.
Amy: I've got the Neosporin. Who got hurt?
Howard: It's like we have a butler. If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.
Bernadette: You have a Batsuit.
Howard: It's pajamas, there's no cape.
Sheldon: You used to make those jokes about me. Now everything is Bert, Bert, Bert!
Sheldon: Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.
Sheldon: Everything is stupid and I want to go home.
Sheldon: You want me to read a geology paper?
Amy: Honestly, I just want you to be quiet but I'm all out of taffy.
Bernadette: While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.
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