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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Raj: She's clearly having a working lunch and preferred to eat alone.
Ramona Nowitzki: Dr. Cooper, over here.
Raj: I could have made her very happy.
Leonard: You kept walking. I think you did.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Do you really think there's reason to worry?
Leonard: Yeah, she's definitely going after Sheldon.
Raj: I made a play for her and she shot me down.
Penny: All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.
Bernadette: Yeah, there's a million reasons a woman would shoot Raj down.
Raj: Like, really, a million?
Bernadette: Fine, hundreds.
Raj: Thank you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Leonard: You actually got in a pool?
Sheldon: I was scared, but I told myself it's just a big bathtub. Then I got scared again 'cause there are all these strangers in my bathtub.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Ramona Nowitzki: I was proud of him. A lot of people don't put their face in the water on the first day.
Sheldon: Well, I was hiding from a bee, but it still counts.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?
Sheldon: Yes, we Skyped this morning and I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.
Ramona Nowitzki: Sheldon talks about her all the time. I can't wait to meet her.
Sheldon: That is true. She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Leonard: Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself. Do you, do you have a boyfriend?
Sheldon: Leonard, your wife is sitting right here. What are you doing?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Ramona Nowitzki: No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.
Raj: I think you made that very clear.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly what we were supposed to stop from happening?
Bernadette: I threw my body at them, what else did you want me to do?
Leonard: You think you should call Amy?
Penny: You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Ramona Nowitzki: Are these all from Peter Higgs?
Sheldon: Hmm? Oh, no, no, no. They're from many famous people. See? Oh, like this one. This is from Patrick Stewart. It says if I come to his house again, I get to meet his dogs.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?
Amy: It's not important.
Sheldon: I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate. Don't you agree?
Ramona Nowitzki: I do.
Sheldon: See? We both think so.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody's got to go over there.
Leonard: You got feet and legs, you do it.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Will you with me?
Bernadette: To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Raj: We're being ridiculous. There's no way a woman that attractive is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.
Howard: You done trying to make yourself feel better?
Raj: No. I haven't played the race card yet.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: Hey, I hate to break up the party, but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: That was fun. It was like Mario Kart.

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