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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Sheldon: What makes you think you can treat me like a child?
Leonard: Your shampoo comes in a Big Bird bottle.
Sheldon: That's because the adult shampoo burns my man eyes.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Amy: Oh, that's Sheldon. Oh, he's upset with Leonard and Penny. (phone whooshes) And Bernadette. (phone whooshes) And Mark Twain?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Raj: I used to have the stuffed raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy, but Cinnamon licked it raw.
Howard: There's a time and place for your randy dog stories, and it's never and nowhere.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Leonard: Hey, what you reading?
Penny: A parenting book.
Leonard: Oh, my God. Are-are we?
Penny: Wha-- No! You think this is how I would tell you?
Leonard: Well (stammering) ... you're sitting there with a book. It felt like anything was possible.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Sheldon: It is a big deal. Howard's getting Amy used to laughing and listening to music. What if she expects that madness at home?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Sheldon: See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.
Amy: You've got Chewbacca. That's enough.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Penny: Yeah, no more stories about sex, so, Amy, that brings us to you.
Amy: Well, at work we've been doing some interesting research with neuroprosthetics.
Penny: Neat. I've been rewatching The O.C., so we're all leading productive lives.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Amy: We've been working on a computer interface that can use brain wave patterns to control robotic limbs, but we're having a little trouble localizing the signal from the EEG cap.
Howard: Oh, well, have you thought about adding a phased array of sensors for better localization?
Amy: Actually, that never occurred to me.
Penny: It never occurred to me I would miss the Ewok conversation.
Leonard: Good, because I just bought another one on Amazon.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Amy: You know, I could use an engineer on this project.
Sheldon: Well, now, this works out great. Howard's an engineer. I'm sure he knows someone qualified.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Howard: She was talking about me, Sheldon. I'm perfectly qualified.
Bernadette: Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer. It says so right on his coffee mug.
Penny: Aw, you got him a mug?
Raj: I did. But it's not a competition.
Bernadette: Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Amy: So, Howard, are you interested?
Howard: Are you kidding? If I could control robot arms with my brain, I'd be able to do so many things.
Sheldon: Really? Because you've been controlling human arms with your brain for years and not much has come of it.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Penny: Bernadette left it here.
Leonard: Yeah? Anything interesting?
Penny: Well, I just saw a picture of a baby's head crowning, so I hope you enjoyed sex, because we're done with that.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Leonard: Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
Sheldon: Well, remember how disappointed you were when Amy started driving me to work?
Leonard: Sure, uh, sometimes people smile a big smile of disappointment.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, good news, Amy had to go in early to show Howard around her lab, so you get to drive me.
Penny: Aw, his smile of disappointment has turned into a frown of joy.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Leonard: It's fine, I've been driving him for years. What's one more day?
Sheldon: Oh, and I've got a new car game we can play. It's called "What siren am I?"

Quote from Amy in the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Howard: Amy, your lab is amazing. A C-arm fluoroscope, a cranial ultrasound, (gasps), and look at that coffee maker!
Amy: I know. On our expense report, I listed it as "Eduardo", my Colombian lab assistant.

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