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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: What's wrong?
Sheldon: I'm not sure. Earlier tonight, things began organically, and now it's feeling forced, like all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: Childbirth, looming coitus? This is a banner night for female genitals.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it, but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Amy: I'll put in on the list with peaches and felt.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities.
Amy: Is that okay?
Sheldon: I didn't put on my come-hither plaid PJs for nothing.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: Well, I believe we were kissing like randy teenagers, and your nose was whistling ever so slightly.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Sheldon: Oh, don't be. You were like a foxy tea kettle.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: You know, I just learned Amy went to a theme park without me, but I'm not going to ruin her birthday. I'll wait, and ruin 24 individual hours sprinkled throughout the year.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing; I skipped kindergarten.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I don't think you do, but alright.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?
Penny: Well, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Property Division Collision

Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Oh, now, what about our 3-D chess set?
Leonard: Let me guess, you want it.
Sheldon: Well, no, I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder of a game you never managed to win. As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: All right, I tried.
Sheldon: "All right, I tried." That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.

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