Amy: (Talking about Howard & Raj) They are going to have sex before Sheldon and I do. I knew it!

Amy: Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.

Raj: Anyway I was hoping I could pick your brains a little. I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.
Amy: Well, evolutionary biology says that women are attractive to a man who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment. A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Picnic near a lunatic asylum. A wine tasting on skid row.

Amy: Go away. Sheldon is nibbling on my ... fourteen! Yes!

Sheldon: You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah, sounds like a drag.

Amy: Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.

Amy: On the bright side, every six year old there was jealous of my tiara. Not gonna lie, it felt good.

Howard: Is that book called "Lies I tell to get sex"?
Raj: Is that a real book? I would totally read that book.
Amy: Can I borrow it when you're done?

Amy: Look, I admit that it's odd that Raj didn't write to you himself. But if you get to know him, you'll see he's just a sweet, regular guy. As a counterpoint, here he is uninvited and visibly sweaty.

Amy: I love his eidetic memory, it's so sexy. Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?
Sheldon: Dried potatoes, vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch, maltodextrin, salt, and my favorite ingredient of all, uniformity.
Amy: The uterus quivers, does it not?

Amy: I can't believe I bleached my moustache for this.

Amy: All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight. It feels like we could be an eighteenth century French salon.

Amy: (watching Fun with Flags) I'm going to kill him.

Amy: I miss this.
Sheldon: How can you miss a game you've never played before, silly?
Amy: I guess sometimes I'm silly.

Amy: I'll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
Sheldon: Well, I don't think our relationship is a joke. I think "a horse goes into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?'", that's a joke. It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
Amy: Sheldon, are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon: Oh, my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you, I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy: And now?
Sheldon: And now what?
Amy: Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.