Barry Kripke Quotes Page 3 of 5
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Howard: Actually, Barry, we're not going to have strippers tonight.
Barry Kripke: Aww, then what the flip did I get $200 in singles out for?
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Barry Kripke: Heads up. Professor Rothman urinated in the physics lab again. So we're going to move up his retirement party. Friday 5 o'clock pot luck.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: Don't talk to her (Siri) that way. She's a lady.
Barry Kripke: Well, that lady took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist. Later!
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Yeah, but research in to dark energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was right all along. So you're still, surprise surprise, a loser.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Barry Kripke: Cooper.
Sheldon: Kripke, come in. I'm making tea. Would you like a cup?
Barry Kripke: Am I weawing a summer frock? No, I don't want tea. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Barry Kripke: Excuse me, fellas. Sorry for eavesdropping, but there actually was some big string theory news out of the Hadron Collider.
Sheldon: Really? Did they find evidence to support extra dimensions or super-symmetry?
Barry Kripke: No, but they did find evidence you'll believe anything
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was going to be a raffle. When is the raffle?
Quote from the episode The Helium Insufficiency
Leonard: Can you give us a minute?
Barry Kripke: Take your time. I'll walk out backwards for dramatic effect.
Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation
Barry Kripke: Hello, Hofstadter.
Leonard: Why are you cleaning that out yourself? Don't you have grad students?
Barry Kripke: Come on, I can't make my grad students do every dirty job or so I've been told in writing by the head of Human Resources.
Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation
Barry Kripke: Well, well, well. This is a pickle.
Sheldon: Yes, so, if you will just move your birthday party to a different location, everything will be fine.
Barry Kripke: Ugh, it's tricky. I don't want to move my party, but I also don't want to help you. Oh, wait, I don't have a problem.
Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: Go ahead, Zach. Naked drunk girl, free balling. Continue.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: My credibility may have been damaged.
Barry Kripke: Completely wrecked.
Quote from the episode The Grant Allocation Derivation
Barry Kripke: Leonard, I know you and I have a oh, troubled history, but I hope that when I make my request you'll give me a fair shot.
Leonard: Of course.
Barry Kripke: See? That's why I like about this guy: integrity. Bring it in! I just put something in your pocket. It's good at all El Pollo Locos.
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