Leonard Hofstadter Quotes Page 79 of 82
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz e-lec-tric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will nev-er for-get.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: (Excitedly) Where are we going?
Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard: I'm sorry.
Raj's sister: Why do you say that?
Leonard: When I'm in bed with a girl, that's just my natural response.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Leonard: Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts. When they see me coming they say, "Ah! No peanut boy!"
Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Leonard: Okay, Sheldon, I understand that youre going through a bit of a career crisis, you're searching for some other area where you can feel valuable and productive but I need to tell you something and I want you to listen carefully.
Sheldon: All right.
Leonard: Go away!
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Leonard: All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably make an actual Hulk.
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
(Sheldon repeatedly knocking and saying Leonard's name)
Leonard: Ugh, this would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath!
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed?
Leonard: There you go.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Leonard: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Leonard: Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you are not a real boy.
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Howard: I did a stupid thing.
Leonard: Yeah, I guessed that.
Howard: It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now.
Leonard: That covers anything from farting in bed to killing a homeless guy. Oh my God, you ran over a hobo.
Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Leonard: What do you mean it happened again?!
Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation
Leonard: What was that?
Penny: Sheldon tried to steal the ring so I punched him.
Leonard: That's my girl!
Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Raj: When Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
Leonard: You do what you want, I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
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