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Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Penny: I'm a little low on cash.
Leonard: How much you got?
Leonard: How can you walk around with no money?
Penny: I'm cute, I get by.
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Penny: Hey, guys! My friends and I got tired of dancing so we came over to have sex with you.
(The guys continue to play Halo).
Penny: Told ya.
(Penny and her friends leave).
Sheldon: Why did you hit pause?
Leonard: I thought I heard something.
Leonard: No, never mind.
Quote from the episode The Hamburger Postulate
Sheldon: I don't know what the protocol is here. Do I stay, do I leave? Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?
Penny: Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie.
Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration
Penny: Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.
Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Leonard: A long time ago, I made a deal with Howard involving you.
Penny: Okay, I don't know where this is going, but tread carefully, because this may be the last conversation we ever have.
Quote from the episode The Colonization Application
Leonard: It seems a shame to throw it away.
Penny: Yeah. We could give it to Sheldon and tell him William Shatner painted it.
Leonard: God, I love you. I love you so much.
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Penny: Wow, you really struck a nerve. I've never heard him use the M-word before.
Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision
Penny: I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up*. Or the plague!
Quote from the episode The Mystery Date Observation
Bernadette: Yeah, it's your third date, maybe you could go more sexy.
Amy: Well, some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Penny: Thank you, I needed to hear that. Why can't Leonard understand it?
Sheldon: Because he's not like us, Penny. We're dreamers!
Penny: Yeah, I need to start cracking the window when I leave you in the car.
Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification
Penny: And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.
Penny: I know that face. That's your proposed face.
Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity
Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution
Leonard: Penny, will you marry me?
Penny: Oh my god, yes!
Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Sheldon: Did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.