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Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum

Leonard: Don't you think if a woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?
Penny: Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: And then you put it back, compromising the rest of the onion rings.
Penny: Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: You keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my friends are easy.
Howard: Don't toy with me, woman.
Penny: I got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem. I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who's 2 tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
Howard: Thy will be done.

Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Penny: Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi". No spaces.

Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Penny: What's up, buttercup?

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Before you say anything, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?
Penny: Actually, I've heard far too much about Schrodinger's cat.
Leonard: Good.
*Leonard and Penny kiss!*
Penny: All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: Really still can't talk to me?

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Penny: (To Howard and Raj) So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Leonard: You went to the comic book store by yourself?
Penny: Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.

Quote from the episode The Lunar Excitation

Penny: Damn you, you rat bastard! In the olden days, I never would have known he was that stupid.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: This is banana bread.
Penny: This is a door knob.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Bernadette: Oh, I don't know. I don't want to manipulate him with sex.
Penny: Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for.

Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Wolowitz: According to Alicia's Facebook page, she's hooking up with one of the producers on CSI.
Penny: Dead whore on TV, live one in real life.

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