Penny Quotes Page 4 of 29
Quote from the episode The Colonization Application
Leonard: We cover ourselves in body paint and then we get on this big canvas and do our thing.
Penny: Woah, that's kind of a big step for a guy who only recently agreed to take his socks off.
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: I know why the song was in my head.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: It's about Amy.
Penny: Okay, look, I know Amy's like an old lady, but she's not old enough to have a song from the '60s written about her.
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Sheldon: Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things to my mother?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Are you saying that because the things are unspeakable?
Penny: Your parents are old. Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Sheldon: Here's an interesting fact about alcohol: Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance
Leonard: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Leonard: Wow, Penny, you're on fire!
Penny: Yeah, so is Sheldon!
Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum
Leonard: Don't you think if a woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?
Penny: Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Leonard: Before you say anything, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?
Penny: Actually, I've heard far too much about Schrodinger's cat.
Leonard: Good.
*Leonard and Penny kiss*
Penny: All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner.
Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Leonard: They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
Penny: They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Penny: Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi". No spaces.
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!
Quote from the episode The Change Constant
Penny: So, I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.
Sheldon: Interesting. So you're saying the inevitability of change might be a universal constant.
Penny: Well, there's a little more to it than that, but, yeah, sure.