Penny Quotes Page 4 of 75
Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor
Penny: Good morning, slut!
Penny: Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!
Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Penny: Leonard, and Howard, and Raj, they aren't like other guys. They're special.
Alicia: Okay, they're special, and?
Penny: Well let's see how can I explain this. Um. They don't know how to use their shields.
Penny: Yeah. You know like in Star Trek and you're in battle, and you raise the shields.
*Realizing what she said* Where the hell did that come from?
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: I know why the song was in my head.
Sheldon: It's about Amy.
Penny: Okay, look, I know Amy's like an old lady, but she's not old enough to have a song from the '60s written about her.
Quote from the episode The Colonization Application
Leonard: We cover ourselves in body paint and then we get on this big canvas and do our thing.
Penny: Woah, that's kind of a big step for a guy who only recently agreed to take his socks off.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Penny: I just got a part on a TV show.
Leonard: That's great. Guys ...
The guys: Yeah ...
Amy: What's the show?
Penny: NC - I I? or, you know, NC - S T D. I don't know. It's the one with all the letters.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?
Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance
Leonard: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.
Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation
Penny: What's the matter, Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Leonard: Wow, Penny, you're on fire!
Penny: Yeah, so is Sheldon!
Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum
Leonard: Don't you think if a woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?
Penny: Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Leonard: Before you say anything, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?
Penny: Actually, I've heard far too much about Schrodinger's cat.
*Leonard and Penny kiss*
Penny: All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner.
Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Leonard: They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
Penny: They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.
Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Penny: Did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?
Leonard: Yeah, it's "Penny already eats our food she can pay for Wi-Fi". No spaces.