Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 51 of 55

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Raj: If anyone cares, I still have to pee.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Rajesh: Die, Toaster, Die!

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Rajesh: As with my father I both love and fear it.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Raj: Okay, what shall be the first to taste the wrath of MONTE?
Leonard: Maybe we should start small.
Raj: Okay, oh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out what's inside the Magic 8 Ball.
Sheldon: Did it when I was 4. It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water.
Raj: Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Raj: I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Raj: "Kandorian dry cleaner-" I give up, you can't have a rational argument with this man.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Raj: Whoa. Humongous man crush, dude.

Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum

Howard: Hey. Nice sweater.
Leonard: Yeah, Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun.
Raj: It's got a big bird on it, dude.
Leonard: Yeah, yeah, that's the fun part. We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom, and a dust ruffle, and a duvet, and I don't even know what a duvet is but I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't want one, but every time I talk to her about moving out she cries and we have sex.
Raj: You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: How is Deep Space 9 better than Saturn 3?
Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Leonard: How can 5 not be worse than 1?
Raj: Yeah, Star Trek 5 worse than 1.
Sheldon: Okay, first of all that is a comparison of quality not intensity. Secondly, Star Trek 1 is orders of magnitude worse than Star Trek 5.
Raj: Are you joking? Star Trek 5 is the standard against which all badness is measured.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Will you at least stipulate that Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is inarguably the best?
Raj: I have 3 words for you: Wrath of Khan.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Raj: Isn't there a policy against dating graduate students?
Leonard: No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.
Raj: Damn, there's always a catch.

Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Raj: It's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Howard: Poverty? Your father's a gynaecologist. He drives a Bentley.
Raj: It's a lease.

Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Raj: God bless that boy, I don't know what I'd do without him.
Leonard: You just got him this afternoon.
Raj: Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
Leonard: A lackey?
Raj: Oh, I'm sorry, is that politically incorrect? In India we just call them untouchables.

Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Raj: Welcome to the Raj Majal.

Showing quotes 751 to 765 of 814Sort by  popularity | date added | episode

Submit Quotes