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Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Raj: Why are you holding hands? I forbid you to hold hands.
Priya: Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.
Raj: Yeah, but you were just sleeping, because I forboded you to have sex.
Leonard: The word is forbade.
Raj: Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Raj: You heard me, I forbidded it.
Priya: Forbidded it?
Raj: Forbayded it?

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Raj: Yeah, okay, so, zombies.
Leonard: I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat, they starved.
Howard: You're thinking of 28 Days Later. 28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an un-dead state
Raj: Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock! You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter.

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Raj: Nice place. Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.
Howard: You're kidding.
Raj: No. We are very wealthy. But the only difference is, we have more servants.
Leonard: More than this?
Raj: More than we can use. You see, in India, we don't make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Leonard: On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.
Howard: It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah. The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek and handed you a savings bond.
Raj: Oh, don't be such gloomy gusses. Look at the size of these shrimp! At what point do we start calling them lobsters?

Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.

Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.

Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: Cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal. Like a labradoodle.

Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: And just for the record, labradoodles are hypo-allergenic, which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Howard: What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: Id like to weigh in here: No.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Raj: These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Leonard: Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and you see a guy getting back together with his girlfriend, you should consider doing something other than crawling into the adjoining bed.
Raj: I did. You said no Bridget Jones.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Raj: I think we should take a picture to capture this moment.
Leonard: Yeah! (Fart noise)
Raj: Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what!

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side by side mansions, but there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Raj: Ooh, Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass.

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