Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 56 of 70
Quote from the episode The Table Polarization
Raj: Oh sure. I sit on the floor for years and no one cares. The pretty white girl's there ten seconds and suddenly we're all running to IKEA.
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Raj: I'll point out her name's Yvette and that she's a vet. That's hysterical! She'll love it.
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Raj: Cinnamon, she gave me her phone number! If I'd known it was that easy, I'd have considered poisoning you months ago.
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Raj: Oh my God, Cinnamon, are you okay? I can't believe you two (Leonard & Penny). (To the vet) You do whatever it takes to save her life. If she needs any new organs I'll buy any dog necessary and scrap them for parts!
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Yvette: You're the owner?
Raj: Owner. Father. Soul mate. And, if anything happens to her, your (Leonard & Penny) worst nightmare!
Quote from the episode The Convention Conundrum
Raj: Aw, I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
Sheldon: Every year, I told you wear a diaper.
Raj: I told you I get diaper rash!
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Amy: So what am I supposed to do now?
Raj: Prepare your uterus for his gigantic offspring?
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Howard: You know if you'd rather skip lunch and hang out with your boyfriend, Bert. It's totally okay.
Amy: He's not my boyfriend.
Raj: Are you sure? He's tall, pale and awkward. That sounds like your type.
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Amy: (To Raj) Should somebody as lonely as you really be making fun of me?
Raj: Yeah, grow up, Howard! God.
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Raj: And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon?
Amy: (To Raj) I'm sorry, who are you dating?
Raj: Yeah, knock it off, Howard.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Howard: What's your part?
Penny: I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon.
Raj: Ooh, Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Bernadette: So how come you two (Leonard & Raj) didn't move in together?
Leonard: This guy wanted a place of his own because he was sure he was going to be a ladies' man.
Raj: Yeah, I was wrong.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Leonard: Hey, Sheldon sent us all an email. "Happy Holidays from Texas", and there's pictures. *Looks at his phone* Aww, do not open them. Do not open them!
Penny: Oh come on, childbirth is a natural, beautiful - Urgh, it's like someone sawed a cow in half.
Raj: My father is a gynaecologist, I think I can handle it. *Looks at his phone* And ... now I'm gay.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Howard: I lived with her to save money.
Raj: Yeah, you didn't need to buy groceries because you were breast feeding.
Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation
Raj: There's also a time to stop eating so many jelly beans. And it's when you're ten!
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