Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 10 of 262
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, "Mwah, ha, ha."
Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction
Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: Sheldon, you can't re-program people.
Sheldon: No, you can't re-program people.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.
Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Leonard: Okay, I know what you're doing.
Sheldon: Really?
Leonard: Yes, you're using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behavior.
Sheldon: Very good. Chocolate?
Leonard: No, I don't want any chocolate! Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
Sheldon: Actually, it turns out I can.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Leonard: I can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you.
Sheldon: Really? I never imagined it any other way.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon: I have a masters and two PhDs. I should not have to do this.
Quote from the episode The Euclid Alternative
DMV Worker: Here's your learner's permit. Go away.
Sheldon: But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions.
DMV Worker: Don't make me climb over this counter!
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
Sheldon: But I have been getting better with sarcasm, if you want to give that a try.
Amy: *sarcastic* Oh, sure, I'd love to.
Sheldon: Whenever you're ready.
Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation
Sheldon: Well, this is very pleasant.
Leonard: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Sheldon: And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.
Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation
Sheldon: What's that animal doing in our apartment?
Leonard: She's in her crate, she can't get out.
Sheldon: I have two words for you: Jurassic Park.
Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Bernadette: Come on, it could be romantic. The two of them away together, keeping each other warm in snowy Wisconsin.
Sheldon: Oh, no, no, no, no. She'd be going alone. If you think I'm scared of birds, you should see me around sheep.
Quote from the episode The Colonization Application
Sheldon: Do you want to say it?
Amy: Let's say it together.
Sheldon and Amy: We're getting a turtle!
Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Sheldon: Well, this is different. Candles and music.
Amy: Do you like it?
Sheldon: It's kind of spooky.
Amy: I can change it back.
Sheldon: No, it's your birthday. As long as no one jumps out in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.
Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption
Sheldon: Leonard, as soon as we get home, I want to have coitus with Amy. [checks for Amy's reaction] Okay, she can't hear.
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