Quotes from ‘The Benefactor Factor’

The Benefactor Factor

'The Benefactor Factor' - Season 4, Episode 15

Leonard must consider how far he's willing to go for science when a wealthy donor makes an intimate proposal.

Air Date: February 10, 2011.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Good morning, slut!
Leonard: What?
Penny: Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider, just this once, using your genitalia to actually accomplish something.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is that we're best friends. And I've got your back, Jack.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going? The drive thru at Jack In The Box?

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Well then, prepare to be terrified. If your friends are unconvincing, this year's donations might go to, say, the Geology department.
Sheldon: Oh no. Not the dirt people!
Amy: Or, worse still, it could go to the liberal arts.
Sheldon: No!
Amy: Millions of dollars being showered on poets, literary theorists and students of gender studies.
Sheldon: Oh, the humanities!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There are a lot more rich old ladies out there and Daddy needs a new linear accelerator.

Quote from Penny

Penny: We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we gave you.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Leonard.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Your critical attitude is ruining our Saturday night together, and I'm not above minimizing your window.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.

Quote from Howard

Penny: Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go to a fancy party wearing a dickey.
Howard: Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes. My mother does.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time is to employ his rare and precious mental faculties to tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.
Penny: Sheldon, it's Saturday night. You'll be doing laundry.
Sheldon: Don't tell him that. Tell him the mask thing.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Nice place. Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.
Howard: You're kidding.
Raj: No. We are very wealthy. But the only difference is, we have more servants.
Leonard: More than this?
Raj: More than we can use. You see, in India, we don't make the mistake of letting our poor people have dreams.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: What's this?
Sheldon: Just a few things you may need tonight. There's baby oil, condoms, and a little something I procured from the school of pharmacology. They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M.

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