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Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation
Bernadette: (To Sheldon) Brush your teeth and go to bed!
Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation
Bernadette: Whoa, Drinky Smurf.
Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation
Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation
Howard: Oh, come on, the man torments me. I'm just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine.
Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he's being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Metrosexual, my ass.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Penny: It's kind of heavy.
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Bernadette: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.
Howard: Why not?
Bernadette: I'm a very vengeful person.
Bernadette: With access to weaponized smallpox.
Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Bernadette: Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!
Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Howard: How about computers? You like computers?
Bernadette: I use them, I don't like them.
Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Bernadette: (Sounding like Mrs. Wolowitz) He wants butter!
Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis
Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!