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Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Bernadette: (To Sheldon) Brush your teeth and go to bed!

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Bernadette: Whoa, Drinky Smurf.

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Bernadette: That bitch!

Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation

Howard: Oh, come on, the man torments me. I'm just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine.
Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he's being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Metrosexual, my ass.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Penny: It's kind of heavy.
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Bernadette: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.
Howard: Why not?
Bernadette: I'm a very vengeful person.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: With access to weaponized smallpox.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Howard: How about computers? You like computers?
Bernadette: I use them, I don't like them.

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Bernadette: (Sounding like Mrs. Wolowitz) He wants butter!

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

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