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Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation

Leonard: Okay. So Wolowitz and Stuart are paralyzed, Santaís dead, and I picked this over having sex with my girlfriend.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference between water and steam.
Leonard: Yes, if we lived in a tea kettle.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Leonard: Look, Sheldon, you were a jerk to Bert, and he walked away from you. So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Leonard: So you just shut the door in his face? I got to start writing this stuff down.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Leonard: We're not wasting time with names right now.
Sheldon: I see. Is that decision open for discussion?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Is the decision to not discuss it open for discussion?
Leonard: No.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: Hey, can you help me put some of the food out?
Leonard: Yeah. Let me finish packing this stuff up. You know how Sheldon is if he sees Christmas stuff lying around after New Year's.
Penny: Yeah, but he doesn't live here anymore.
Leonard: Well, he doesn't live at Walmart, but he still threw a tantrum when he saw Marshmallow Peeps after Easter. And that's the same man who complains you can't find Marshmallow Peeps after Easter.

Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation

Sheldon: There's something I need to tell you.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: I can't tell you.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: I can't tell you why I can't tell you. So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.
Leonard: I wish there were more.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: So, what happened in Texas that was so bad?
Leonard: And before our next drive to Comic-Con, I need the name of that juice.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: Wow! An appearance by George Lucas's ... dermatologist. Oh, I want that autograph.
Penny: Oh, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Leonard: Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work. Nothing's changed in that regard. We're still roommates. We're still friends.
Sheldon: Except you identified me, your best friend, as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed from the organism and tossed away. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.
Leonard: You know what? Go put on your bus pants.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Penny: Leonard, it's sweet you're excited about this, but it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph.
Leonard: Are you kidding? I once paid $20 for Theo Sassler's signature.
Penny: Who's that?
Leonard: Oh, I don't even know. I just liked his name. Theo Sassler!

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: It was a nice retirement party.
Howard: I guess. Still, it's a shame Professor Rothman was forced to step down.
Leonard: What choice did the university have? He snapped. It happens to theoretical physicists all the time.
Howard: I wonder how long Sheldon's got.
Sheldon: These shrimp are all the same size. There's no the logical order to eat them in. (throws shrimp in the trash)
Leonard: Cant be very long.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: Oh, and look at this. I even got a change maker. How much change you want, little lady?
Penny: Oh, there's so much I want to change.
Leonard: Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Dave: I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.
Leonard: Actually, science is my lady.

Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation

(After Sheldon passes out after the Halloween prank)
Howard: who had there money on faint?
Raj: I had pee his pants.
Leonard: Hang on, looks like everyone's a winner.

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