Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 120 of 262
Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Raj: (Talking about Leslie Winkle) I think she's smoking hot.
Howard: I'd hit that!
Sheldon: You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. (Seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
*knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
Wait, how many was that?
Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Sheldon: Listen to that! 'Stomp, stomp, stomp.' It's Wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Sheldon: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases, sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?
Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation
Sheldon: If you fail at this relationship, and history suggests you will, then we risk losing the medical officer that our landing party has always needed.
Leonard: What landing party?
Sheldon: You're Kirk, I'm Spock, Wolowitz is Scotty, Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed. And now we've got McCoy.
Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex
Sheldon: What's funny about Cylon toast?
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: My fists are not up because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.
Quote from the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency
Sheldon: Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up.
Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction
Sheldon: The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense. Let's say that I go out and I spend 50 dollars on you. It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need whereas you know what you need. Now I could simplify things, just give you the 50 dollars directly and then you could give me 50 dollars on my birthday and so on, until one of us dies leaving the other one old and 50 dollars richer. And I ask you is, it worth it?
Quote from the episode The Bachelor Party Corrosion
Sheldon: Let's take this problem one step at a time. First, we need to decide whether we're calling it lee-ver or lev-er.
And the sooner we decide it's lee-ver, the sooner we can roll up our slee-ves - and not sle-ves - and get to work.
Leonard: We're going to be here for ee-ver.
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Sheldon: Well, I've had a lot on my plate. We happen to live in a golden age of television.
Quote from the episode The Table Polarization
Sheldon: Amy pointed out you were only trying to manipulate me.
Amy: Which you also figured out by yourself.
Sheldon: Which I also figured out by myself!
Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Sheldon: Now Fetch Me Will Wheaton! (SPEAKING KLINGON)
Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold," in Klingon?
Stuart: I believe so.
Wil Wheaton: What is wrong with him?
Stuart: Everyone has a different theory.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Sheldon: Amazing Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman, Spectacular Spiderman, the Marvelous Adventures of Spiderman, Spiderman 2099?
Penny: Leonard?
Leonard: You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?
Penny: Ugh, that's what I was trying to avoid.
Sheldon: Oh, I forgot, Sensational Spiderman.
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