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Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration
Bernadette: Howie, slow down.
Howard: I can't. I'm not allowed to eat for 12 hours before my surgery, and I only got two more minutes.
Leonard: What surgery are you having?
Raj: I'm stress eating. My best friend's getting a vasectomy tomorrow.
Penny: And you're sad you won't be able to bear his child?
Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion
Bernadette: Can we really help?
Howard: While we finish soldering these boards, it'd be great if you guys could wrap these pipe fittings with Teflon tape.
Leonard: I'll show you how to do one.
Penny: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if after all your years of hard work, I'm the one who makes a scientific breakthrough? (To Bernadette) He doesn't think that's funny.
Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation
Penny: Hey. Amy's downstairs.
Leonard: Okay, one sec.
Penny: Uh, what, what you got goin' on here?
Leonard: I bought a baseball cap.
Penny: I can see that. What team did you get?
Leonard: Uh, Hufflepuff, from Harry Potter.
Penny: Well, we'll be in the woods.
Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration
Penny: Auntie Penny's here. Shh. Let's get you changed. Your mommy and daddy say they trust me, but they're full of the same stuff your diaper is.
Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology
Raj: So Ruchi and I decided to keep things casual.
Penny: (scoffs)
Raj: What? What? I can handle casual.
Penny: (scoffs)
Raj: Oh, why do you keep doing that with your face?
Penny: Because you keep saying stupid things with yours.
Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation
Raj: You can't let this stop you. Almost any scientific advancement can be used for destructive purposes.
Amy: It's true. Even Einstein's theory of relativity was later applied to the development of nuclear weapons.
Penny: E equals MC squared. Yeah. E is for energy, M for mass, and C for the speed of light.
Amy: How do you know that?
Penny: Oh, Leonard mumbles it when he wants sex to last longer.
Quote from the episode The Line Substitution Solution
Sheldon: All right, back to learning.
Penny: Okay.
Sheldon: Oh, easy. Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Penny: Or as I know him?
Sheldon: Creepy old dude from Dancing with the Stars.
Penny: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology
Penny: All right, when do you see her next?
Raj: Uh, we're having dinner tonight.
Penny: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork.
Raj: What's the rubber band for?
Penny: To slow the bleeding.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Leonard: Look at me! *Pulls up his sweater to reveal a rash*
Penny: Oh my god. Is that sweater made of bees?
Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction
Penny: Hey, I thought you were coming right back.
Leonard: I was, but we're both depressed, and decided to drown our sorrows.
Penny: With mouthwash? Man, that is so summer camp.
Sheldon: It's Romulan ale, from Star Trek.
Leonard: It was briefly legalized during the alliance between the Romulan Empire and the Federation at the time of the Dominion War.
Penny: Aw, now I'm depressed.
Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion
Raj: (Inside the closet) Don't forgive them. Stay mad at them.
Howard: What is he doing in there?
Raj: Busting you.
Bernadette: It's okay. They apologized.
Penny: Yeah, it's fine.
Raj: Well this is kind of anti-climactic.
Howard: You know what wasn't anti-climactic? The end of the movie. Get this.
Raj: No spoilers. No spoilers.
Penny: And he's back in the closet.
Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Sheldon: I know that you worked hard to put this together. I'm sorry I'm ruining it.
Penny: Oh, pl- you're not ruining it. Look, at some point, Raj will try to get everyone to do the Electric Slide. Now, that will ruin it.
Quote from the episode The Gyroscopic Collapse
Amy: Where are you moving?
Penny: And when? But a-also where?
Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology
Sheldon: I'm working with Bert, but I don't want anyone to find out.
Penny: Well, you just told me, so strong start.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Penny: Bug report: when a guy asks me to spend some time with him, maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home and watching TV.
Leonard: Even Doctor Who?
Penny: Even Doctor Who.
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