Barry Kripke Quotes Page 3 of 5
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Howard: Actually, Barry, we're not going to have strippers tonight.
Barry Kripke: Aww, then what the flip did I get $200 in singles out for?
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Barry Kripke: Heads up. Professor Rothman urinated in the physics lab again. So we're going to move up his retirement party. Friday 5 o'clock pot luck.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Barry Kripke: Cooper.
Sheldon: Kripke, come in. I'm making tea. Would you like a cup?
Barry Kripke: Am I weawing a summer frock? No, I don't want tea. Let's get down to brass tacks.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: Don't talk to her (Siri) that way. She's a lady.
Barry Kripke: Well, that lady took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist. Later!
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Yeah, but research in to dark energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was right all along. So you're still, surprise surprise, a loser.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Barry Kripke: Excuse me, fellas. Sorry for eavesdropping, but there actually was some big string theory news out of the Hadron Collider.
Sheldon: Really? Did they find evidence to support extra dimensions or super-symmetry?
Barry Kripke: No, but they did find evidence you'll believe anything
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was going to be a raffle. When is the raffle?
Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Kripke: If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.
Quote from the episode The Helium Insufficiency
Leonard: Can you give us a minute?
Barry Kripke: Take your time. I'll walk out backwards for dramatic effect.
Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.
Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation
Barry Kripke: Well, well, well. This is a pickle.
Sheldon: Yes, so, if you will just move your birthday party to a different location, everything will be fine.
Barry Kripke: Ugh, it's tricky. I don't want to move my party, but I also don't want to help you. Oh, wait, I don't have a problem.
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Barry Kripke: Go ahead, Zach. Naked drunk girl, free balling. Continue.
Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation
Barry Kripke: Hello, Hofstadter.
Leonard: Why are you cleaning that out yourself? Don't you have grad students?
Barry Kripke: Come on, I can't make my grad students do every dirty job or so I've been told in writing by the head of Human Resources.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: My credibility may have been damaged.
Barry Kripke: Completely wrecked.
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