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Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Howard: I'm just thinking. If you had sex with that guy, I mean, there's nothing I can do here that will make any kind of ... impact.

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Howard: Have you ever played a game with Bernadette?
Amy: No.
Howard: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?

Quote from the episode The Celebration Reverberation

Raj: Those are the only other people you invited? What about the kids from the Daddy and Me class?
Howard: Oh, grow up.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Howard: I just never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you would ever have to compete with a guy like that.
Bernadette: Wait a minute, "a girl like me"? What's that mean?
Howard: I'm-I'm--
Bernadette: Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: No! No, I'm saying exactly the opposite.
Bernadette: I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?
Howard: Yeah, let's go with that.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Howard: Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?
Penny: No, I haven't.
Howard: Get used to it.
Penny: Yeah, I probably won't.

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Bernadette: Can't believe we lost her. What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom.
Howard: Well, maybe with the first one. But kids are like pancakes. The first one's always a throwaway.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Penny: Hey Raj! (silence) Still not talking to me, huh?
Sheldon: Don't take it personally. It's his pathology. He can't talk to women.
Howard: He can't talk to attractive women, or in your case a cheesecakescented Goddess!

Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision

Howard: That's not true. My happiness is not dependent on my best friend being miserable and alone.
Raj: Thank you.
Howard: Although, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a little bit of a perk.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Leonard: It's nice of your old school to let us try out our science talk on some female students.
Howard: Well, they're actually pretty excited. I'm their most famous alum. If you don't count the serial killer who ate all those prostitutes.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Howard: Dinner's almost ready. If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Girl: So you just flew around? That's kind of like my uncle. He's a flight attendant.
Howard: No, I'm an American hero. Your uncle brings people nuts, okay?

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Howard: All right, honey, if were gonna make the movie, we should go. (Raj stands up) This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say honey, I mean my fiance. (Raj whispers to Howard) Yeah, well, now it means her.
Bernadette: It's okay if he wants to come.
Howard: Fine. But next time, we get a sitter.

Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative

Howard: Keep reading. What does it say?
Raj: No, no, I don't know if I should. If she wanted me to know about her blog, she would've told me. It's almost like I'm reading her diary.
Howard: It's exactly what it's like. Keep reading.
Raj: No, this is creepy.
Howard: Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rear-view mirror when I put up that camera.

Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal

Howard: Hey. Want me to make dinner?
Bernadette: Uh, sure, but first, why don't you have a seat? There's something I need to show you.
Howard: Ooh, if it's how to make dinner, that'd be great.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Howard: For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies.

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