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Quote from the episode The Extract Obliteration

Sheldon: Steven Hawking's a genius and he talks like a robot. It's everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Bernadette: Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?
Sheldon: I don't know. 2 or 3 days. Not important. I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.
Penny: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
Leonard: No, that's a crazy thing.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Amy: So, you're just gonna sit here by yourself and do nothing?
Sheldon: Of course not. I'm going to write mean comments about Wil's show online.
Amy: Well, you can't criticize something you haven't seen.
Sheldon: I'm sorry, are you familiar with the Internet?

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Koothrappali: Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a near-sighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
Sheldon: Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
Koothrappali: Ooh, I call Kermit.
Sheldon: I'm Kermit. You're Scooter.
Koothrappali: Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.

Quote from the episode The Colonization Application

Amy: Think about it. If we had a family there, our kids would be martians.
Sheldon: They would, wouldn't they? We could give them cool martian names. We could teach them about martian history, like who planted those flags or where'd that copy of Mars Attacks come from.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Sheldon: I don't understand why women insist on making a big production about buying clothes.
Penny: You're right. We should do what you do, have our mom send us pants from the Wal-Mart in Houston.
Sheldon: They have a man there who understands my personal style.

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Leonard: It's nice that you called them esteemed.
Sheldon: You're right, I'll take that out.

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Sheldon: Pay no attention to that man in the bed.

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Sheldon: I'm not a child. I know the word 'ninny.'

Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence

Howard: Listen, I was thinking you and I could probably try to be better friends.
Sheldon: Really? I was thinking what we have now is a bit much.

Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration

Sheldon: I didn't care for her yelling, but now that I'm not going to hear it again, I'm sad.
Leonard: If you want, I can yell at you later.
Sheldon: It won't be as good.

Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Sheldon: The National Science Foundation wants to give me a substantial grant.
Raj: That's a big deal.
Sheldon: I know. When will this nightmare end?

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: (In Mandarin) Show me your mucus. Your mucus!
Chen: (Mandarin) Blow your own nose and go away!
Sheldon: (Mandarin) This is not a tangerine bicycle. Show me your mucus!
Chen: Crazy man. Call the police.
Sheldon: (Mandarin) No, don't call the library. Show me your mucus.

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