Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 125 of 262
Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration
Amy: Okay, you ready?
Sheldon: Yeah, almost. I'm working on my facial expressions. See, uh, I've got interested. Hmm.
I've got very interested. Hmm.
Oh, and, uh, enraged.
Amy: Why would you be enraged?
Sheldon: Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Howard: You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.
Sheldon: Which one picks last?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last. Unless there's a kid in the wheelchair.
Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation
Wil Wheaton: Hello, Sheldon. I suppose you've come here to tell me that you've moved me to your super secret enemies list.
Sheldon: I don't have a super secret enemies list. I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy, with a regular enemies list.
Quote from the episode The Focus Attenuation
Leonard: You guys, what are we doing? We sent the girls away so we could focus.
Sheldon: I don't think it worked.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Sheldon: Amy's upset? Is it about me?
Leonard: No, I think it's because we're eloping.
Sheldon: Your marriage is causing her pain? You know great, I take it back. Go ahead and do it. Yay for love!
Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Sheldon: What is it?
Amy: Well, your birthday's coming up and you've never let us celebrate it. And I was hoping maybe this year we could.
Sheldon: Oh, I suppose that's a discussion we could have. (Sheldon runs back up the stairs)
Amy: Okay, great, I mean, it doesn't have to be a big party or anything. I was just - Where'd he go?
Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Howard: All I know is he's got my mother buying four ply toilet paper. Four ply! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn't he use an Angora rabbit?
Sheldon: For starters, they shed and bite.
Quote from the episode The Collaboration Contamination
Amy: What's with the blinking?
Sheldon: It's Morse code. So we can talk about without hurting --'s feelings.
Amy: Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.
Howard: I do. And if you have something to say, you can say it to my face.
Quote from the episode The Expedition Approximation
Sheldon: "Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log, entry 4: My KitKat has melted. All is lost."
Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Sheldon: Very well. You may celebrate my life by throwing a party with cake, presents and a shower of admiration and love. But then you owe me big-time.
Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration
Amy: I thought we agreed on June 15.
Sheldon: That's the day after Flag Day. Everyone'll be partied out.
Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil
Penny: I thought they fired you guys.
Sheldon: They did, but then they hired me back.
Leonard: Well, you better not be working on our project, because we're a team.
Sheldon: Leonard, there is no "I" in team. However, there is an "I" in "I'm working with the military and you're not." There's five of them, in fact.
Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a genius. If he said 'no,' I wasn't going to waste time on her father.
Quote from the episode The Meemaw Materialization
Sheldon: I always looked up to you and Pop-Pop. I know what a challenging man he could be, but I saw you stand by him and make him into a better person.
Meemaw: I did.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, that is exactly what I've been doing the last five years with this little work in progress.
Leonard: He never disappoints, does he?
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Sheldon: I don't know about you but I'm very uncomfortable about this.
Amy: Why?
Sheldon: I've never seen this show before, and now I'm starting with episode 246. It's unnatural.
Amy: Just think of the first 245 as the prequel.
Sheldon: All right.
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