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Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Leonard: Based on Kripke's calculations, I think this is gonna work. Maybe we should pitch it to Colonel Williams today.
Howard: Why limit ourselves to the U.S. military? I bet there's a lot of other places we could take this.
Leonard: Without committing criminal espionage?
Howard: You know, it's easy to shoot an idea down, Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Sheldon: Leonard, I was- What's Kripke doing here?
Leonard: Oh, he's just helping us develop a better, more efficient neutrino comm system that we're gonna pitch to the military, making yours obsolete.
Howard: Yeah, Leonard thought of it. It's genius.
Leonard: Oh, thanks. You see, instead of using liquid helium-
Howard: Good God, man, shut up!

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Howard: You know, that guidance system was my idea. You figured out how to make it work. We didn't even need Sheldon.
Leonard: Let's not forget your idea was based on my theory.
Howard: Hey, we're bagging on Sheldon here! Focus!

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Raj: Can we start the movie? Before Sheldon gets here?
Howard: Last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month. So do it!

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Howard: So how was your night with Ruchi?
Raj: Oh, great. We ordered in some food, we had sex, I left. I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it.
Howard: (chuckles) I can field that one for her.
Raj: I mean, I did get a little misty when we said good-bye, but I played it off as allergies. I don't know if she bought it.
Howard: Again, I know.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Bernadette: (off-screen) Howard! Can you help me to the bathroom?!
Howard: Well, at least the romance is still alive.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Raj: Are you here by yourself?
Ruchi: Yeah, I couldn't convince anyone to come watch cricket with me.
Howard: (chuckles) Tell me about it. I had to drag this guy.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Raj: I hope this isn't awkward. The last time we met, I kind of embarrassed myself.
Howard: Let's see if you can go two for two.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Howard: I don't get how you can enjoy cricket. It makes no sense.
Raj: Did you just come here to complain?
Howard: Yeah. That's the sport of my people.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Leonard: Sheldon, what are you doing? Bert's one of the top guys in his field.
Sheldon: And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field, but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him on new ways to be stuck in a box.
Howard: Also something I would watch instead of cricket.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Raj: I just thought we could, you know, hang out and go to a bar.
Leonard: Sure.
Sheldon: Very well.
Howard: Sounds fun.
Raj: And watch cricket. (silence)
Howard: That sound you hear, ironically, crickets.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Bernadette: Now I feel bad.
Howard: Well, she never really liked me. It's kind of nice she hates you now, too.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Penny: Excuse me while I go take care of your baby. Then I'll bring you your snack, and you can insult me some more.
(Penny leaves)
Howard: I don't know about you, but I am not eating whatever she brings us.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Bernadette: Can you get us a little snack?
Penny: You sure you don't want your spy to do it?
Howard: What are you talking about?
Penny: You really don't trust me? You had to have Amy stop by?
Bernadette: We trust you.
Howard: Yeah. You were a terrible waitress, and we still asked you to get us a snack.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Howard: I'm getting a little hungry.
Bernadette: Want me to get it this time?
Howard: That'd be great.
Bernadette: (Shakes Howard's phone to produce a bell ringing sound) This is fun.
Howard: And now you also get to see an annoyed blonde walk into the room.

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