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Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Raj: Can you believe it! He watched me work for 10 minutes and than he tried to build a little piece of software that could replace me.
Leonard: Is that really possible?
Raj: As it turned out, yes.
Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Raj: You slipped and fell into a robotic hand.
Raj: Penis first?
Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Rajesh: Excuse me but I don't think Penny is out of line at all. You don't own her. It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like it you should've put a ring on it.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.
Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture
Raj: I say we wait until he looks at us then laugh, like "Yes, you're a smart and strong competitor but we're also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you".
Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion
Raj: Come on, dude, bros before ... my sister.
Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination
Raj: It's amazing what liquor does to guilt.
Quote from the episode The Prom Equivalency
Raj: Ever since I saw Pretty in Pink, I've wanted to go to an American prom. But then I saw Carrie and did not want to go to an American prom. Then I saw Never Been Kissed and I'm back on the prom bandwagon. This prom things been a real rollercoaster.
Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst
Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.
Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration
Howard: So in addition to being crazy, you're resting the weight of the mission on your athletic prowess?
Howard: The man who crashed his stationary bike?
Raj: I didn't crash it, okay? My playlist was too up tempo, I got light headed and I fell off.
Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization
Raj: It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker. She's exactly his type. A hooker.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Raj: I haven't cried this hard since Toy Story 3.
Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability
Raj: If anyone cares, I still have to pee.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. Its probably lonely.
Sheldon: All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness. No, I dont see that catching on at all.