Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 213 of 262
Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Sheldon: (blows nose into tissue, shows family sitting at nearby table) Would you call that moss green or forest green?
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Sheldon: Sadly Penny, this evening I am the dark knight roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Sheldon: When was the last time you had your menstrual cycle?
Penny: Oh, I'm not answering that Sheldon.
Sheldon: I'm going to say in progress.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: I am very, very sorry for what I have done. Here's your laundry, I rescind your strikes and you are no longer banished.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: Then I suggest you get them down with a long stick and play panty piata.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga! I don't care.
Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Penny: How is that not talking to me like I'm an idiot? It's my friend, it's my couch, and it's my freakin' life!
Sheldon: It's also your roll.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Penny: I found the decaf.
Stuart: Oh, great.
Sheldon: Herbal tea for me, please.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Leonard: Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny. What happens if I blow it?
Sheldon: Well, if we accept your premise, and also accept the highly improbable assumption that Penny is the only woman in the world for you, then we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no progeny. The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.
Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: They're going to digitally add a supernova they say its the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
Sheldon: Yes, a giant ball of gas that collapses on itself.
Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology
Raj: (Talking about Leslie Winkle) I think she's smoking hot.
Howard: I'd hit that!
Sheldon: You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. (Seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our living room and just outside our living room is that hallway and immediately adjacent to that hallway is this!
Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
Leonard: No, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
Sheldon: Don't be silly. I have no peers.
Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection
Sheldon: Would you like some aloe vera? 'cause you just got burned.
Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration
Sheldon: Hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought control. Because there's only one mind-expanding drug this man enjoys, and that's called school.
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Leonard: Are you drinking whiskey?
Sheldon: Indeed. If I'm to participate in the social convention that is the "stag night," then I must embrace all its components, including tobacco, swear words and, yes, alcohol.
Jeepers, that's yucky!
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