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Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Wil Wheaton: (Imitating Jar Jar Binks) We-sa going to go into the movie now. Bye bye!

Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Wil Wheaton: Listen, Sheldon. I'm really happy to do this for you, but not if she's going to be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Leonard: Uh, hey, Wil. What'cha doing?
Wil Wheaton: I was on Star Trek. I'm just rooting for the home team.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Wil Wheaton: Wow, that fell apart really fast.

Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation

Wil Wheaton: For those of you listening at home. How great is this?

Quote from the episode The Spock Resonance

Sheldon: I also have the other kind of will, and in it I will my Wil back to Wil.
Leonard: Will Wil want it?
Wil Wheaton: Wil won't.

Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation

Leonard: I went to school for half my life. I have a doctorate. I'm still paying off college loans.
Penny: Well, how much do you owe? Maybe I can help you out.
Leonard: Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?
Wil Wheaton: For those of you at home, I am shaking my head "no."

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Leonard: I'm really nervous.
Howard: I know. We've been waiting so long for this.
Raj: We've built it up in our heads so much.
Wil Wheaton: Guys, it's just a movie.
Leonard: That's true.
Howard: He's right.
Raj: It is.
Wil Wheaton: Although, we all remember Jar-Jar.
Raj: Leonard, I'm scared again.

Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation

Sheldon: Wil Wheaton, go.
Wil Wheaton: Sheldon, I know that we've had our ups and downs, but I can honestly say that my life is so much more interesting because you are in it. We may have met because you are a fan of Star Trek. But I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper. Live long and prosper, buddy. And happy birthday.
Sheldon: That's how you do it, Wolowitz. Now you see why he's famous and you're not.

Quote from the episode The D & D Vortex

Wil Wheaton: All right, Professor Proton fans, get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, a pair of real-life scientists who may win the Nobel Prize. That's like the Kids' Choice Award, but with more science and less slime.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!.What does that tell you?
Wil Wheaton: It tells me that I am living rent free, right here (points to Sheldon's head).

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist.
Wil Wheaton: Well, I was never on a starship, but pretending I was bought me this house. And if I'd pretended a little longer, it would have a swimming pool.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Wil Wheaton: So, we finally meet.
Mark Hamill: I'm sorry, who are you?
Wil Wheaton: (scoffs) I'm Wil Wheaton. I was supposed to officiate this wedding. I was up all night preparing these notes.
Mark Hamill: Well, thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Wil: Hey, I'm having a party at my house on Friday, and I was hoping you would stop by.
Stuart: Will there be girls there?
Wil: Yeah, of course.
Stuart: 'cause there wasn't last time.
Wil: There will be girls.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Wil Wheaton: He's got the movie. Get him!

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