Sheldon: Oh, good, we caught you.
President Siebert: Yes, good.

Amy: You had no right to reassign my project.
Sheldon: Yeah, no right at all.
President Siebert: Dr. Fowler, I don't understand. Dr. Cooper assured me this is what you wanted.
Sheldon: Oh-oh! Can you believe this guy? Oh, sure, so a couple of men get together behind closed doors to decide the fate of a woman's career. I thought we'd moved past this.

Amy: Sheldon, this is your fault.
Sheldon: Ooh, sounds like the old lady's putting me in the doghouse tonight.

President Siebert: Dr. Fowler, you are very important to this university and I would like to sincerely apologize.
Amy: So I can have my project back?
President Siebert: I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Amy: Why not?
President Siebert: Well, in order to free up personnel-
Sheldon: Hey, hey, don't go mansplaining things to her.
Amy: I don't think that's what he was doing.
Sheldon: Oh, then perhaps you don't understand. See, mansplaining is when a man explains things to a woman like she's stupid. Boop.

Leonard: If I had a nickel for every time a charity sent me a nickel.
Penny: Really? That's gonna be our whole life, huh?
Leonard: If my father's any guide, around 50, I start to lose my hearing and get two new jokes.

Raj: Hey.
Leonard: Hey.
Raj: I brought Chinese.
Penny: Oh, that's a nice surprise. What's the occasion?
Raj: Please, I don't need a reason to bring food to my friends.
Leonard: But you have one, don't you?
Raj: Yeah, I need your help.

Raj: So, I folded, and I told Howard he could be a part of my planetarium show. And now I'm worried he's just gonna make the whole thing about himself.
Penny: So just tell him you changed your mind and you don't want him to do it.
Raj: No, no, then he's gonna think I'm too insecure to share the spotlight with him.
Leonard: And he'd be right.

Raj: I came here for your support.
Leonard: Well, then, you just walked up three flights of stairs for nothing.
Penny: Wait, don't you mean four flights?
Leonard: No, it's actually three.
Penny: But we're on the fourth floor. I mean, you have the lobby, first floor, second, third, fourth.
Leonard: The lobby's the first floor, so lobby, second, third, fourth.
Penny: That does not seem right.

Leonard: Hey, Raj, if I had a nickel for every time a charity sent me a nickel.
Raj: ... That's hilarious!
Leonard: I know.

[Penny arrives back in the apartment, out of breath]
Leonard: It's three, right?
Penny: Just shut up.

Amy: You got me removed from my own project?
Sheldon: Yeah, and it wasn't easy. Apparently, you're very difficult to replace. Hey, just between you and me, they consider Dr. Park quite the step down.
Dr. Park: I was trying to pick my moment to leave. This seems like it.
Sheldon: Wow. Banker's hours. No wonder you're not on the tenure track.

Amy: Sheldon, you had no right.
Sheldon: What- I thought you said you were spread too thin. You said that you wished you had more time to focus on our research. I thought I was helping.
Amy: Well, you're not. I mean, I have years invested in this work, and now someone's gonna come in and take it over? I mean, how would you feel if I let Leonard take over your super-asymmetry project?
Sheldon: (laughs) That's funny. Oh, he'd be like a puppy with a microscope.

Amy: Dr. Park, may I help you?
Dr. Park: Actually, yes, do you have any better notes on this project? I'm having a hard time reading your handwriting.
Amy: Oh, uh, allow me to rephrase that. What the hell are you doing in my lab?

Sheldon: Oh, Amy, there you are.
Amy: No, not- Not now, Sheldon, I'm dealing with an epic screwup, and when I find out who's responsible, they're gonna get an earful.
Sheldon: All right, well, when you're done, let me know, I've got some exciting news.
Dr. Park: I'm sorry, I'm confused. President Siebert said you were focusing on some important physics work and I should take over your lab in the interim.
Sheldon: Uh, hey, that was my exciting news. All right, I'm gonna tell you again. Pretend you haven't heard it.

Sheldon: President Siebert, how much do you know about physics?
President Siebert: I'm a physicist.
Sheldon: Huh. I would not have guessed that.
President Siebert: I have a doctorate from Indiana University.
Sheldon: Oh, that makes more sense. Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.
President Siebert: Thank you.