Howard Wolowitz Quotes Page 37 of 77
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Raj: Can we take a moment to discuss that I just lied to the government for you?
Howard: Yeah, I would not have done that for you.
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Raj: It is funny when you think about it.
Howard: Maybe to you. You didn't get a $500 traffic ticket.
Bernadette: Because you were driving like a lunatic.
Howard: Hey, if thinking secret government agents are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then yeah, okay.
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Bernadette: It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line when the cop pulled you over.
Howard: I have performance anxiety. You of all people should know that.
Quote from the episode The Long Distance Dissonance
Raj: What just happened?
Howard: A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.
Quote from the episode The Gyroscopic Collapse
Bernadette: So what happens next?
Howard: Phase two: we test it, perfect it, and hope to live long enough to see the movie based on our lives starring more attractive versions of us.
Quote from the episode The Gyroscopic Collapse
Bernadette: Want me to put on some Neil Diamond? That always makes you feel better.
Howard: No. You'll get all sexed up, and I'm not in the mood.
Quote from the episode The Cognition Regeneration
Bernadette: So you wanted to learn something physical and you came to Howard Wolowitz?
Howard: Hey, the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding. Have you ever tried to juggle?
Bernadette: Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.
Howard: And it's hard, isn't it?
Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation
Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.
Quote from the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation
Sheldon: Gentlemen, the most interesting thing just happened with this spoon.
Howard: Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.
Quote from the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation
Bernadette: Look, Raj just gets along with women.
Leonard: I know, but he was my friend first. It's like she's stealing him and they're just having the best time doing all their dumb girly stuff together.
Howard: You sure you don't fit in? You sound like a catty bitch to me.
Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification
Howard: Hey, look at that. You've got a Raj, we've got a Stuart. Maybe we should take them both to the park and let them run around together.
Leonard: I don't know. Yours looks like he has worms.
Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation
Howard: He's just decided that he'll never leave his apartment ever again.
Sheldon: Oh, good, I've been itching to pull that trigger.
Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Howard: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Raj: Everything okay?
Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum
Howard: Dinner's almost ready. If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.
Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation
Raj: Maybe I'll just play the field.
Howard: Yeah, the field was just here. The field said no.
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