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Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: Well, I'm sure he'll appreciate carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Leonard: I would pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: Do boys have flowers?
Leonard: Who knows what he has down there.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: Oh, it's Bernadette. She says they're running late. "The baby threw up on Howard, and then Howard threw up on Howard."
Leonard: Well, he didn't throw up on the baby. That's a win.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Penny: How come you never eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married, I don't have to be attractive.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Howard: I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
Leonard: So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: And that is how a short asthmatic scientist landed a stone-cold fox.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: You'll have nerds fawning all over you. If you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Keep M&Ms in your pocket in case you have to wait in a long line.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: He startles easily, so, please, no flash photography.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Never leave a belt on the floor. At night, they look like snakes.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Oh, don't worry. Once you see my sweet moves, sex is inevitable.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Penny: You can stay in Leonard's room, and we'll stay at my place.
Amy: You're sure that's not an inconvenience?
Penny: No, not at all.
Leonard: And we live with Sheldon, so the word "inconvenience" has really lost all meaning.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Buildings that have a combination of copper and galvanized steel are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion caused by the mobility of ions in the water.
Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.

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