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Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Penny: You know you're gonna make up with him. Can we just skip to that part?
Leonard: Oh, of course, because I'm the only adult around here.
Penny: Really? The only adult?
Leonard: Yeah, that's right.
Sheldon: Tonight, I'll be watching a show rated MA, and that stands for mature audiences, buster.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.
Leonard: I don't want to.
Sheldon: Oh, it's just a meeting. One simple meeting.
Leonard: Stop saying meeting.
Sheldon: Meeting, meeting, bow-beeting, banana-fana, fo-feeting, fee-fi mo-meeting.
Amy: I brought my famous spinach dip.
Sheldon: Yeah, Amy, just one second. Meeting.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Amy: What's going on with him?
Penny: Oh, he's all bent out of shape about having a roommate agreement meeting.
Sheldon: Apparently, perfect attendance isn't cool any more.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Well, I'll catch you up. Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard, Leonard's angry at me and Penny, I'm angry at Leonard and Amy, Raj is angry at Howard, and I'm angry at George R.R. Martin 'cause there are no new books for me to spoil for Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Amy: That was scary.
Sheldon: Well, the important thing is I said that big sandwich would ruin everything, and I was right.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard. *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard. *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I never got to ask my question about Batman.
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: If Batman were bitten by a radioactive Man-Bat, and then fought crime disguised as Man-Bat, would he be Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man or simply Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?
Penny: Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Man-Bat suit?
Sheldon: (a moment's pause) I'll be back.

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Raj: They know that we're not exclusive, and we just don't ask too many questions.
Sheldon: You know, it's like how I play Warlords of Ka'a with you and Elder Sign with Frank and Alicia.
Leonard: Who's Frank and Alicia?
Sheldon: You, you and I spend a lot of time together. Can there be a little mystery between us?

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: I am going to record this for posterity.
Leonard: All right, here goes nothing.
Sheldon: Here goes nothing? This is the initial test of our prototype. Can we give it a little more gravitas?
Leonard: Fine. Preliminary trial of the infinite persistence gyroscopic navigational system, phase one commencing.
Sheldon: Eh, maybe it's your voice. I'm gonna see if I can get James Earl Jones to do it in post.

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: The Hell Prawn lunges out of the hot spring. You block it with your shield. Do you attack?
Bernadette: Does it have eyes?
Sheldon: Three giant red ones and they never blink. It's unsettling.
Bernadette: I stab it in the middle eye.
Sheldon: Good choice. Critical hit. Your sword goes through its eye into its tiny brain. With its final dying gasp, it says, "You have reduced me to a pile of sushi. Enjoy me with this packet of soy sauce. Its low sodium. Aaaargh."

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Bernadette: Wow, this night turned out to be so much more fun than I thought.
Sheldon: Oh, the fun doesn't stop. You're still going home with a goodie bag full of toast.

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: And any time you need a break from being Bernadette the Pregnant, Bernatrix the Warrior Queen is here waiting.
Bernadette: I might just take you up on that.
Sheldon: Well, mind you, now, that offer's only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Leonard: Morning.
Sheldon: Morning.
Leonard: Ugh, too much wine.
Sheldon: Oh, I overdid it myself last night. Hair of the dog.

Quote from the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Sheldon: Why don't you want to get your mother from the airport?
Leonard: Well, I can do without the 40-minute car ride where she criticizes every aspect of my life.
Sheldon: She can cover it in a car ride? I could do 40 minutes on your posture alone.

Quote from the episode The Convergence Convergence

Amy: Do you realize what's happening here?
Sheldon: Yeah, I do. They're filling up on bread and ruining their meal.

Quote from the episode The Convergence Convergence

Sheldon: (To Alfred) If I'd known you were broke, I wouldnt have made a big deal about the bread. (Moves a basket of bread over to Alfred)

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