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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Penny: Come on, open it. I bet it says something great.
Sheldon: This is Asian fusion. For all you know there's a tiny chihuahua in there.
Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Amy: I need someone to accompany me to the wedding of Dr. Moranelli and Dr. Gustafson this Friday. They're kind of the Brad and Angelina of the primatology department.
Leonard: Wouldn't you rather bring Sheldon?
Amy: I would, but the last wedding we went to was a disaster. He behaved like a child the entire time.
Sheldon: Not my fault. You said there'd be other scientists there my age.
Quote from the episode The Platonic Permutation
Amy: Um listen, I really enjoyed spending this morning with you.
Sheldon: Well, I can't take all the credit. It was pretty funny when that one anchovy started going the wrong way.
Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization
Sheldon: If I'd known this was about time travel, I'd have watched this much sooner.
Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption
Sheldon: No, I'm not okay. I'm wearing borrowed pants, I don't have ID, and one of the officers here won't stop calling me chicken legs.
Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution
Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling
Sheldon: Leonard, let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence
Sheldon: Oh apple juice stay where you are.
Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis
Sheldon: Please let me know when you and your girlfriend are done hogging the bandwidth for your self-abuse. I'm trying to stream a movie on Netflix in here.
Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Howard: You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.
Sheldon: Which one picks last?
Sheldon: Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last. Unless there's a kid in the wheelchair.
Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation
Sheldon: Payback, it truly is the B word, isn't it?
Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Sheldon: Come on, Leonard, if you roll a six, Penny dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown. See what I mean when I say the fun is real?