Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 153 of 188

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Amy: What's the game?
Penny: All right, it's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. Someone says something they've never done, but if you have done it, you take a drink.
Leonard: I've never played that before.
Sheldon: Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink? What is happening?

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Sheldon: All right, my turn. Mm. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can't handle money.
Did I win? I feel like I won.
Penny: I can't believe this. You realize I make more money than you?
Leonard: I don't - I know, but this isn't a big deal. It's just a little savings I put aside.
Penny: We're married. We're supposed to share everything.
Leonard: What, you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?
Sheldon: I'm calling it. I won.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting.
Leonard: Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting every three months.
Sheldon: Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you, it's tomorrow.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure.
Sheldon: You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins.
Leonard: You're the only one who eats them.
Sheldon: And yet you get to weigh in. Democracy, it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: You're being ridiculous.
Sheldon: There's a motion on the floor, I'm ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: Why are you taking his side?
Penny: Because it's important to him, and when we signed the roommate agreement, we made a deal.
Sheldon: You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Are you up-to-date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: Mmm, I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: Oh, I don't know. Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy who had his genitals cut off.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Penny: You know you're gonna make up with him. Can we just skip to that part?
Leonard: Oh, of course, because I'm the only adult around here.
Penny: Really? The only adult?
Leonard: Yeah, that's right.
Sheldon: Tonight, I'll be watching a show rated MA, and that stands for mature audiences, buster.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.
Leonard: I don't want to.
Sheldon: Oh, it's just a meeting. One simple meeting.
Leonard: Stop saying meeting.
Sheldon: Meeting, meeting, bow-beeting, banana-fana, fo-feeting, fee-fi mo-meeting.
Amy: I brought my famous spinach dip.
Sheldon: Yeah, Amy, just one second. Meeting.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Amy: What's going on with him?
Penny: Oh, he's all bent out of shape about having a roommate agreement meeting.
Sheldon: Apparently, perfect attendance isn't cool any more.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Well, I'll catch you up. Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard, Leonard's angry at me and Penny, I'm angry at Leonard and Amy, Raj is angry at Howard, and I'm angry at George R.R. Martin 'cause there are no new books for me to spoil for Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Amy: That was scary.
Sheldon: Well, the important thing is I said that big sandwich would ruin everything, and I was right.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard. *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard. *Knock, knock, knock* Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I never got to ask my question about Batman.
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: If Batman were bitten by a radioactive Man-Bat, and then fought crime disguised as Man-Bat, would he be Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man or simply Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?
Penny: Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Man-Bat suit?
Sheldon: (a moment's pause) I'll be back.

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Raj: They know that we're not exclusive, and we just don't ask too many questions.
Sheldon: You know, it's like how I play Warlords of Ka'a with you and Elder Sign with Frank and Alicia.
Leonard: Who's Frank and Alicia?
Sheldon: You, you and I spend a lot of time together. Can there be a little mystery between us?

Quote from the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: I am going to record this for posterity.
Leonard: All right, here goes nothing.
Sheldon: Here goes nothing? This is the initial test of our prototype. Can we give it a little more gravitas?
Leonard: Fine. Preliminary trial of the infinite persistence gyroscopic navigational system, phase one commencing.
Sheldon: Eh, maybe it's your voice. I'm gonna see if I can get James Earl Jones to do it in post.

Showing quotes 2,281 to 2,295 of 2,813Sort by  popularity | date added | episode

Submit Quotes