Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 5 of 38
Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Bernadette: Great. And then maybe after, we can watch a dirty movie, and if I anybody has any questions about what happened or how, we can answer them.
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Bernadette: Now there's two of them.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence
Bernadette: I said to stop insulting each other. I didn't tell you to take him on a romantic getaway.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Bernadette: This isn't a nonfat yogurt, this is fatty-fat-fat!
Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation
Bernadette: (To Sheldon) Brush your teeth and go to bed!
Quote from the episode The Focus Attenuation
Penny: That sounds great but I have a little more studying to do.
Amy: Can you believe this nerd?
Bernadette: Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser, or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man's G-string like a baby kangaroo.
Quote from the episode The Convergence Convergence
Raj: Okay, look, I'm on the Air Force Web site, and the department that e-mailed you is in charge of acquisitions. So maybe they just want to give you a lot of money for your invention.
Howard: Oh, please, that's not how it works. You saw E.T., Avatar, Jurassic World. The military just shows up and takes over.
Bernadette: You do realize those weren't documentaries, right?
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word? It means more fast!
Leonard: Stop yelling at me.
Bernadette: Hey, you'll know when I'm yelling at you.
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Leonard: Do you think Penny's mad at me?
Bernadette: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming.
Leonard: No, because I didn't want her on my team.
Bernadette: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet. The slowest bullet in the world.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Bernadette: Goodnight, real Penny. Goodnight, transvestite Penny.
Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction
Bernadette: You know, one of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long was getting married before he left.
Penny: Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.
Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision
Bernadette: You okay? You seem distracted.
Howard: I'm just thinking about Raj.
Bernadette: I'm thinking about Chris Hemsworth.
Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization
Bernadette: Do you know what? It's just a research project. The most important job in the world is gonna be raising this child. It's all I need to give my life meaning.
Penny: Oh, that's so beautiful.
Bernadette: You believe me? Oh, good. Eleven more chumps like you, I'll have the jury eating out of my hand.
Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Bernadette: It's what I do with Howard. I'm much smarter than he is. But it's important to protect his manhood.
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