Season 3 Quotes Page 1 of 50

Searching Search quotes

Quote from Amy in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Amy: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Zack: Is that the laser? It's bitchin'.
Sheldon: Yes. In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung", his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.
Zack: Well, mission accomplished!

Quote from other character in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Amy: You should also know that all physical contact, up to and including coitus, is off the table.
Sheldon: May I buy you a beverage?
Amy: Tepid water please.
Wolowitz: My God, what have we done?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Sheldon: With skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.
Howard: That's a bazinga, right?
Sheldon: One of my best, don't you think?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Zack: One question. How can you be sure it won't blow up?
Leonard: The laser?
Zack: The moon.

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Leonard: Don't worry about the moon. We, we set our laser to stun.
Zack: Smart.
Leonard: Now, we'll be able to see the beam when it leaves, but it won't be strong enough when it comes back to be seen by the naked eye.
Zack: (chuckling) Naked.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Raj: I'm telling you, dude. The only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Leonard: She didn't dump me. We were just in different places in the relationship.
Sheldon: I fail to see how a relationship can have the qualities of a geographical location.
Wolowitz: It's very simple. Leonard was living in a little town called "Please don't leave me", while Penny had just moved to the island of "Bye-bye!"

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Sheldon: That's not afternoon. That's prevening.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Leonard: Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
Sheldon: How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Raj: The Good Wife is on. I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Wolowitz: Good God, what have we done?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lunar Excitation

(Sheldon notices Penny taking Leonard to his bedroom)
Sheldon: What's going on?
Penny: Get your noise-cancelling headphones, 'cause it's gonna get loud.
Sheldon: Oh, not this again.

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation

Zack: How can you bounce a laser off the moon if there's no gravity?

Showing quotes 1 to 15 of 739Sort by  popularity | date added | episode