Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 7 of 38
Quote from the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Amy: Maybe intimate is what I need.
Bernadette: You sure? You've never really been with a man. Do you really want to start with one that's 6ft 7"?
Amy: Why not?
Bernadette: 'Cause it's like taking your driver's test in a bus.
Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Metrosexual, my ass.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Amy: Oh my gosh, that's the girl that broke Rajesh's heart.
Bernadette: That's Lucy?
Penny: I don't know why but I always pictured her as Indian.
Bernadette: I think that reason's called racism.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Raj: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Bernadette: Sure.
Raj: Can I tell her I miss her?
Bernadette: Maybe, if she asks.
Raj: Can I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grand-children.
Bernadette: I'd save that for the second date.
Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization
Bernadette: Well, my boss said he hadn't decided yet, so I gently reminded him that he's an old rich white guy, and I'm a sweet little pregnant lady who's not afraid to cry in front of a jury.
Quote from the episode The Stockholm Syndrome
Bernadette: You realize it's been years since we've got away just the two of us.
Howard: I know. I can't wait. Fancy hotel room. The big bed.
Bernadette: Yeah. We're gonna sleep our asses off.
Quote from the episode The Skywalker Incursion
Penny: So when do you guys think you're gonna move in?
Howard: We're still figuring how much remodelling we want to do.
Bernadette: It's tricky finding the right balance between tasteful modern and Jewish mother chachki crap fest.
Quote from the episode The Communication Deterioration
Howard: So I have a dominant personality. We all know that.
Bernadette: I'm sorry. What do we know?
Howard: In social groupings, I just naturally wind up in charge.
Bernadette: Don't take this the wrong way, but how many of these little booze balls have you had?
Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation
Howard: I'm surprised you could hear me with this Thin Mint in your ear! *takes a Thin Mint from behind Josh's ear* Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
Josh: Yeah. Anyway, I should probably get going.
Bernadette: Howie, have you noticed how often people say that when you start to do magic?
Quote from the episode The Mystery Date Observation
Leonard: Okay, we saw them. Can we go catch the movie?
Bernadette: Why'd you bring him?
Penny: I had to. We're married now.
Bernadette: Ugh, I hear that.
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Howard: That is a good point. But I didn't marry you for good points. I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I'm being.
Bernadette: This is why I had to rewrite our wedding vows.
Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization
Bernadette: Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?
Quote from the episode The Workplace Proximity
Amy: I'm leading a study to see if deficiency of the monoamine oxidase enzyme leads to paralysing fear in monkies.
Bernadette: If they're anything like humans, the answer is yes.
Amy: You've done this experiment on humans?
Bernadette: You mean like death row inmates with nothing to lose? No, that would be unethical.
Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption
Bernadette: Oh, I understand. You wanna do something you're already good at? I know, why don't I get you a job at the sitting around all day wearing yoga pants factory?
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