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Quote from Penny in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Penny: You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hot Tub Contamination
Sheldon: Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within. When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think, "hubba hubba" like any other guy.
Penny: You kiss your mother with that mouth? 'Cause it's fine.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Howard: You know, maybe before our meeting we should talk to a lawyer.
Leonard: That's not a bad idea.
Raj: Well, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer.
Howard: Why? Because I'm Jewish? That's like me saying, "Hey, you're Indian. Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"
Raj: My cousin does work in a call center.
Howard: And my cousin's a lawyer.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Veracity Elasticity
Leonard: Sheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie, everyone does it.
Raj: Not me, I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance
Amy: I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she has to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation
Sheldon: My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Amy: Listen, you and I are gonna be sharing a bed. You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us. How are you feeling about that?
Sheldon: Oh, excited, concerned, a little scared. All the same emotions I feel in line at Space Mountain.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Sheldon: No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Dependence Transcendence
Bert: Okay, well, thanks for coming by. You're nice people.
Penny: Well, so are you. In fact, you know what? We will never take you for granite. Did you get that? Granite? A little geology joke.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Amy: Comfy?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm just happy I don't know what this memory foam remembers.
Quote from Stuart in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Stuart: Nice to see you again, Dr. Hofstadter. I'm, uh, Leonard's friend, Stuart.
Beverly Hofstadter: Nice to see you, too.
Stuart: Hi, I'm Stuart.
Alfred Hofstadter: Ooh, I'm Alfred, Leonard's father.
Stuart: Oh! Oh, hi. Uh, I'm sorry, did you two want to sit together?
Beverly Hofstadter: No!
Alfred Hofstadter: No!
Stuart: I was wondering why the front row was available.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Bernadette: Anybody have anything snarky to say about that? Didn't think so.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation
Amy: Sheldon, that's enough.
Sheldon: Oh, yeah, no, fine. Let's just agree that both creations are special in their own way and it is foolish to try and compare them. Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard for ours, so we win.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Raj: Yeah, this military guy showed up at Howard's door. He was terrifying.
Sheldon: Oh no, what did he say?
Raj: He gave me his business card and asked me to please pass it along to Howard.
Sheldon: That doesn't sound terrifying.
Raj: Not to a white guy born here, no. To a brown guy whose name has a lot of syllables in it - terrifying.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Sheldon: We don't need Howard's cousin, no. We have me.
Leonard: You're not a lawyer, Sheldon, you're just a know-it-all.
Sheldon: I am not a know-it-all. I'm a person who knows lots of things and likes to correct other people when they're wrong.
Leonard: That's the definition of being a know-it-all.
Sheldon: Or in German, a Besserwisser.
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