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Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Howard: Hey, Professor Proton.
Wil Wheaton: Hey, thanks for being here.
Howard: No problem. I'm on my "launch" break.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Howard: For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I mean, do you think it's too soon for her to be dating? If you and Bernadette broke up, like, how long would you wait?
Howard: Oh, well, I don't even want to think-
Bernadette: Eight days.
Howard: What?
Bernadette: Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym.
Howard: First of all, you already look amazing.
Bernadette: Aw, that's sweet.
Howard: I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Guys, I mean, he's around, okay? He's apparently not happy about the breakup, and based on the sweatpants he left at her place, he's, like, a medium to large man.
Howard: Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants, like you have.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I like her, okay? I just, I-I don't know how I feel about being the third wheel in a relationship.
Howard: Says the guy in my bed with my wife.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I met her at the planetarium a few days ago, and she invited me out for a drink.
Leonard: Oh, good for you. H-Hey, w-what's the Hindi word for "dog"?
Raj: Kutta.
Leonard: You kutta.
Raj: Bho.n, bho.n. (chuckles) That's Hindi for woof-woof.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Howard: What are we looking at here?
Raj: Well, that's me and a beautiful woman and my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning.
Howard: So, state's "Exhibit A"?

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: When we gaze out at the immensities of space, we understand them because there are immensities within us as well. I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, and thank you for taking a walk with me ... through the stars.
Leonard: That pause gets longer every show.
Howard: I believe ... you're right.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Howard: (singing) Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru, A giant stone ball with nothing to do,
Raj: But if you steal my idol, I will roll right over you
All: Cause I'm six tons of granite, And micaceous schist, Yeah, I'm six tons of granite, And micaceous schist,
Bert: I'm gonna crush you, I'm gonna mush you, You took my idol, I'm homicidal, Gonna roll over you till your brains come out, And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout! I'm not just a rock, baby.
I'm a boulder.
All: Cause I'm six tons of granite, And micaceous schist, Yeah, I'm six tons of granite, And micaceous schist, Yeah, I'm six tons of granite-

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Raj: Toby, today you are a man, and you will face many obstacles in life.
Bert: And some of those obstacles are gonna feel like boulders.
Howard: This first song is about the greatest boulder in the history of cinema.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Howard: What up, my Hebrews and She-brews?!

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Howard: Good news! I'm back in the band!
Raj: So, Bernadette doesn't mind?
Howard: It was her idea!

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Howard: I just realized, now that I'm not in the band, I can focus on my own music. You know, go solo.
Bernadette: You said you were taking a break from the band to help with me and the baby.
Howard: Yes, and write an astronaut musical. Picture this. The curtain opens. There's a lone astronaut floating in the inky blackness of space. Maybe wires, maybe fog. I'll let the director figure that out. [playing the keyboard] "I really don't know when I'll run out of oxy gen".

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Leonard: I guess he forgot that I play the cello.
Howard: I-I don't think he did.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Raj: Hey, uh, what do you think we should open our show with? Uh, "Thor and Doctor Jones" or "Let's Get Astrophysical"
Howard: I don't know. I think we should start with something that gets them up on their feet. Maybe "Sherlock Around the Clock."

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