Leonard Hofstadter Quotes Page 2 of 82
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Leonard: The place really looks great.
Raj: Yeah, you should have burnt it down years ago.
Stuart: I keep telling you, I didn't burn it down.
Leonard: We know. We know. Because burning something down for the insurance money is a crime. *wink*
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Leonard: Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you are not a real boy.
Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.
Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation
Leonard: Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Leonard: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation
Wil Wheaton: You know that the movie actually has a little bit of a cult following.
Penny: Really?
Wil Wheaton: Yeah. I was at a science-fiction convention, and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.
Leonard: Oh, if she was with an Indian guy dressed like a banana, that was just my friends, Howard and Raj.
Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Wolowitz (watching America's Next Top Model): Oh, look! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of... what a coincidence... it's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
Leonard: Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz.
Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution
Penny: So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard gots to get paid.
Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation
Leonard: Black beans, not pinto beans?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Double guacamole?
Sheldon: Of course.
Leonard: Lettuce shredded, not chopped?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: No cilantro?
Sheldon: Nope.
Leonard: You understand why I'm doing this to you?
Sheldon: I do.
Leonard: That will be all.
Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation
Leonard: I'm not sure it's a good idea to take Penny to where wine comes from.
Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.
Howard: He can feel sadness?
Leonard: Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension.
Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Sheldon: Wait, put this in the bathroom.
Leonard: What for?
Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
Leonard: I mix pancake batter in this!
Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.
Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment, including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make a label that said "urine cup"?
Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom.
Leonard: Huh, I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Bernadette: Come here, tushie face.
Leonard: Tushie face! That is going on twitter right now.
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Sheldon:He'll be back.
Leonard: (Through the door) Of course, I'll be back, I live here!
Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Raj: When Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
Leonard: You do what you want, I'm not touching another man's honey tree.
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