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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy.
*Amy opens the door. Sheldon is on one knee, holding out an engagement ring*
Sheldon: Will you marry me?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: That was fun. It was like Mario Kart.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: We need to talk.
Sheldon: Wh-- Is this about Leonard and Amy? I don't like it either.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: That may be true, but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend. In fact, I wouldn't have even noticed she's a woman if she hadn't worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: All right. What do you think is happening?
Sheldon: I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague. I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counselor. And I need to update my rsum to include swimming as a special skill.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Ramona Nowitzki: Hey, did you eat yet?
Sheldon: Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no. I did have a cough drop, but that really rides the line between sucking and eating.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?
Amy: It's not important.
Sheldon: I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate. Don't you agree?
Ramona Nowitzki: I do.
Sheldon: See? We both think so.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody's got to go over there.
Leonard: You got feet and legs, you do it.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Will you with me?
Bernadette: To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Raj: We're being ridiculous. There's no way a woman that attractive is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.
Howard: You done trying to make yourself feel better?
Raj: No. I haven't played the race card yet.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: Hey, I hate to break up the party, but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?
Sheldon: Yes, we Skyped this morning and I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.
Ramona Nowitzki: Sheldon talks about her all the time. I can't wait to meet her.
Sheldon: That is true. She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Leonard: Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself. Do you, do you have a boyfriend?
Sheldon: Leonard, your wife is sitting right here. What are you doing?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Ramona Nowitzki: No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.
Raj: I think you made that very clear.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly what we were supposed to stop from happening?
Bernadette: I threw my body at them, what else did you want me to do?
Leonard: You think you should call Amy?
Penny: You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.

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