Amy: Well, what about my dress? Don't you like it?
Penny: I don't.
Bernadette: It's beautiful.

Stuart: Okay, well, you know, I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition.
Sheldon: Just be gentle. It's never felt the touch of a man before.
Stuart: You don't seem like you really want to sell these.
Sheldon: Of course I don't want to sell these. These are all important to me, but not as important as science, and if this is the sacrifice I need to make, then so be it.
Stuart: Okay. Uh, why don't you leave these here with me, and I'll-I'll price 'em out for you.
Sheldon: Is it okay if I stand here and watch?
Stuart: Sure.
Sheldon: [running out of the store] If anyone asks, tell them I was brave.

Sheldon: Hey, Stuart, I'd like to sell some comic books.
Stuart: Oh. Well, I know all about that. Step one is flunk out of art school.

Stuart: How much do you need?
Sheldon: For a start, I'm trying to raise $500,000.
Stuart: Well, I hope you have that rare Superman printed on the skin of actual Superman.

Stuart: All right, let's see what you got. Huh. Is this a complete run of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
Sheldon: (gasps loudly) Yes.
Stuart: Ooh, look at this. Giant-Size X-Men number one, Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise.
Sheldon: Yeah. I know what it is. I'm the one who bought it, bagged it, boarded it and taped it shut while wearing white cotton gloves.

Bernadette: Well, that was a successful trip.
Penny: Yes. Amy found a dress that she liked.
Bernadette: She sure did. She found a dress that looked like like it made her happy.
Penny: She-she did look happy. I mean, her face was just glowing, so-
Bernadette: Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows to just really get in there.
Penny: Mm. So we agree it's awful?
Bernadette: That dress should be set on fire!

Sheldon: Hello, Leonard.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Are you doing anything?
Leonard: No. I'm just sitting here at my desk typing on my computer for nothing.
Sheldon: That was my guess, but I didn't want to assume.

Hostess: Would you like some champagne?
Bernadette: Oh, thank you.
Penny: Thanks.
Hostess: Sure.
Bernadette: This is nice.
Penny: What? Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking?
Bernadette: It's just nice, okay?

Amy: Should I try on some more?
Bernadette: Are you having fun?
Amy: Am I having fun being beautiful? Of course I am!

Amy: This is it. This is the one. Do you love it?
Penny: Do you?
Amy: I do.
Penny: Wow.
Bernadette: Also, wow.

Sheldon: I'm not waiting for the university to come around. I'll find another way to raise the money.
Raj: Ooh, if it's one of those booths where we can throw a pie at you, I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
Howard: 40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player.

Amy: Is it possible that the very first dress is the dress?
Penny: Oh, don't be silly. You can't buy the first dress you try on. That'd be like marrying the first guy that you- You can't buy the first dress you try on.

Penny: Amy, oh, my God.
Bernadette: You look so beautiful.
Amy: I feel beautiful. And look, both clavicles. Take that, Mom.
Bernadette: You know what they say: if you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

Leonard: Yeah, you-you just have to be patient.
Sheldon: But what if while I'm being patient, someone more relentless than me badgers their university into giving them money?
Howard: If there's someone more relentless than you, I'd like to meet them.
Leonard: I would not.

Amy: Uh, guys, we have a problem.
Penny: Are you okay?
Bernadette: What's wrong?
Amy: I look amazing in all of these dresses!
Bernadette: Wow. Look at your waist. Where you been hiding that thing?
Amy: (giggles) Bernadette, stop. Penny, you say something nice now.