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Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Anyway, thanks so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
Howard: (chuckles) Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. It's just an honor to meet you.
Mark Hamill: No. No, please. You don't know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.
Howard: Oh, you're gonna regret that.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Leonard: Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing?
Amy: Super asymmetry.
Leonard: Super asymmetry? Is that a thing?
Sheldon: We're inventing it right now.
Leonard: Don't you think this can wait until - Hold on. This is interesting.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Sheldon: Amy, you said something about my bow tie that I can't stop thinking about.
Amy: Don't you mean (in a Southern accent): "Y'all said something 'bout my bow tie"? Go on, say it. Say it.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Barry Kripke: At wast, my wove has come awong, my wonewy days are over, and wife is wike a song, oh, yeah.

Quote from Georgie in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: So, you're Sheldon's big brother.
Georgie: Uh, yeah. He got the brains. I got the bod. (chuckles) And the face and the hair.

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: We're here to celebrate the marriage of Sheldon Lee Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler. I had more prepared, but I'm just gonna skip to the rings and vows, since I've been answering your questions for 45 minutes.
Stuart: Yeah, he answered 'em.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Welcome. We are gathered here today in the sight of family, friends and Almighty God.
Sheldon: That's too religious.
Mark Hamill: That lady over there made me say it.
Mary: He heard you, and he can't un-hear you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: That was Wil Wheaton. He's really excited about tomorrow.
Sheldon: As am I. If you'd have told me as a child that an actor from Star Trek would be officiating my wedding, I would've said, "Ooh, William Shatner?" And if you'd have said, "No, Wil Wheaton," I'd have said, "Well, did you even try William Shatner?" And if you'd have said, "Yes, but he costs too much money," I'd have said, "Ah, well, Wil Wheaton's good, too."

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

*Howard answers his front door*
Mark Hamill: Hi.
Howard: I'm gonna need a minute. [closes the door] That's Mark Hamill!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: Why do you keep tying and untying that bow tie?
Sheldon: I can't seem to get it even.
Amy: Well, I don't think it's supposed to be even. Sometimes a little asymmetry looks good. In the Renaissance, they called it "sprezzatura."
Sheldon: The Renaissance? Amy, you know I'm more of an Enlightenment person. At some point, we have to decide how we want to raise the children.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Raj: W-What is he doing here?
Howard: I found his dog and guilted him into officiating the wedding. Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
Raj: Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.
Howard: Yeah, so did he.
Raj: How did he take the news?
Howard: I'll let you know.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Thank you so much for finding this guy. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Bark.
How are you, buddy?
Howard: Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
Mark Hamill: Yeah.
Howard: Bark Hamill?
Mark Hamill: Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online. I got lucky, though. He was almost Honey Baked Hamill.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: (to Georgie) I like your accent. Sheldon, did you used to sound like that? Can you still?
Sheldon: I can. I will not.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: So are you feeling okay? No wedding jitters?
Sheldon: No. There is nothing in the world that would stop me from marrying you tomorrow, even me from the future coming back to prevent the wedding and the subsequent birth of a child who will destroy humanity.
Amy: Because if you came from the future, that would mean you already went through with the wedding because you believe that time travel is on a closed loop.
Sheldon: I love you so damn much.

Quote from Bert in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Howard: Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice.
Bert: Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good.
Howard: Don't you crack a geode open?
Bert: It's not a perfect metaphor.

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