Sheldon: [phone chimes] Oh! She wants to see me, too. All right, let's get our story straight: This is all your fault.

Amy: Sheldon, look at this.
Sheldon: Wait a minute. How do I know this isn't one of those joke phones that squirts water in my face?
Amy: Because that's not even a thing.

Amy: Look.
Sheldon: You got called into human resources?
Amy: I'm sure it's because I insulted Pemberton and Campbell in a room full of Nobel Laureates.
Sheldon: You did do that. It was awkward. People didn't know where to look.

Raj: Relax. You're probably just gonna get a slap on the wrist.
Howard: Maybe, but do not ask for that, on the wrist or anywhere else.

Amy: Guys, come on, I think I'm in trouble.
Howard: It's no big deal. I used to get called into H.R. all the time. Ms. Davis is great. Pro tip: if you find strong women sexy, do not say it out loud.

Howard: "Once upon a time, there was a little astronaut who was sitting in a rocket waiting to go to space. And while all the other astronauts laughed and joked, he stayed quiet, because he had a secret. He was scared. He had another secret, too. He was only pretending to be scared to trick the alien king."
Bernadette: Howie.
Howard: Fine. There was no alien. [chuckles] There was a bossy wife, though. We'll get to her later.

Sheldon: Is that what I would've sounded like?
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: Yikes!

President Siebert: Uh, but what he does understand is how the universe works, and that's what's important. Not what comes out of his mouth. [manic laugh]

Amy: What are you doing?
Sheldon: If they stay, everyone will see that their grasp on super-asymmetry is tenuous at best.
Amy: Oh. That's clever.
Sheldon: Yeah, I don't just know the plurals of things, Amy.

Dr. Pemberton: You know, it's strange. A few months ago, nobody paid any attention to us, and now all of a sudden, we're getting all these accolades.
Dr. Campbell: Yeah, have-have any of you ever felt like maybe you didn't deserve it?
Sheldon: Leonard, there's something I need to say.
Leonard: Shut up.
Sheldon: Okay.
Dr. Pemberton: It's crazy. We conclusively proved super-asymmetry, and yet somehow we, we still feel like impostors.
Dr. Campbell: There should be a term for that.
Amy: Oh, for crying out loud, there is a term for that! It's called "impostor syndrome" and you don't have it! Because you can't have it if you are impostors, and you are! We're the ones who discovered super-asymmetry! So if anyone's gonna feel like they have imposter syndrome, it's us, because we're not impostors! They are! You're impostors and you're frauds!

Amy: Hey, we just heard that you're the ones who convinced the Nobel Laureates to come.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Penny: You are welcome.
Leonard: You guys deserve this.
Penny: Yeah, now get out of here, go talk to some smart people.
Leonard: Wait a minute.
Penny: Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I forget you're smart because you're so sexy.
Leonard: I can see that.

Dr. Pemberton: Hey, uh, if we haven't said it before, we just want to say thank you.
Dr. Campbell: Yeah. We couldn't have proven super-asymmetry without you.
Sheldon: Wait-wait. You all heard them say it. They didn't do anything.
Leonard: Sheldon. Shut up.
Sheldon: Yeah-- Well, that's rude.
Leonard: No. Shut up.
Sheldon: Oh, the code word, thank you.

Sheldon: Uh, Dr. Campbell and Pemberton, settle a bet for Dr. Fowler and me? We were just discussing, under what conditions the radiative corrections to super-asymmetry could cause time variation of alpha E.M.?
Amy: I say active galactic nuclei at cosmological distances show a part per million deviation. Dr. Cooper says this has been disproven recently with quasar observations.
Sheldon: What do you think?
Dr. Campbell: I agree with you.
Sheldon: Good answer.

Penny: Uh-oh. I haven't been to a lot of parties like this, but what does a physics rumble look like?
Leonard: Kind of like angry chickens. Hmm. Or-or-or-or like, uh, when-when puppets fight.

Amy: Well, this is our reception, so go away.
Sheldon: Actually, Amy, I think we should let them stay. Please, enjoy yourselves. Try some pigs in blankets. And yes, that is the plural.