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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's awfully sticky.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Wolowitz: *After he fixed Sheldon's algorithm* Gee, why can't Sheldon get a friend?
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Penny: What about Howard and Raj? How did he become friends with them?
Leonard: I dunno. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring? Proximity and valence electrons.
Penny: Sure, when you put it like that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: "Barney Bunny has two daddies now." Probably something about homosexual rabbits.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: "Gerry the Gerbil and the bully boys on the bus." Read it, not helpful.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Wolowitz: Have you thought about putting him in a crate when you're out of the apartment?
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: Kripke, what would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?
Barry Kripke: I would say "I have no interest in becoming your friend".
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hello. How did I walk past you? I'm Barry.
Penny: Penny.
Barry Kripke: That's not a very hot name. I'm gonna call you Roxanne.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's where I sit.
Barry Kripke: Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hello to you, too!
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.
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