Season 2 Quotes Page 26 of 46
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's where I sit.
Barry Kripke: Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, Hofstadter. Heard about your latest proton anti-decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. Very impressive.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: Kripke, what would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?
Barry Kripke: I would say "I have no interest in becoming your friend".
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Leonard: Nice little bot you've got here.
Barry Kripke: I'm aware.
Leonard: What's this do? Spin?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, at 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: What is his problem?
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: Are you crazy? This is a street fight. The street has no rules.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Sheldon: Never. I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands.
Barry Kripke: That can easily be arranged.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against my robot, the Kripke Crippler, in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational - AKA the SCRFLRRI - his name is going to be Scrap Metal.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: If you're not there, you'll be exposed to ridicule.
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