Season 2 Quotes Page 40 of 46
Quote from Raj in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: Hey, buddy, I'm gonna be in People Magazine.
Charlie Sheen: Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: I know, I am resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: They're going to digitally add a supernova they say its the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
Sheldon: Yes, a giant ball of gas that collapses on itself.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly, it would be more hygienic if they just had a plague infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: Excuse me. Thirty what, under thirty what, to watch what?
Raj: Thirty visionaries under thirty years of age to watch as they challenge the preconceptions of their field.
Sheldon: If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: It's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Howard: Poverty? Your father's a gynaecologist. He drives a Bentley.
Raj: It's a lease.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him? When I was eleven, my sister bought our father a "world's greatest dad" coffee mug, and frankly the man coasted until the day he died.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Raj: God bless that boy, I don't know what I'd do without him.
Leonard: You just got him this afternoon.
Raj: Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
Leonard: A lackey?
Raj: Oh, I'm sorry, is that politically incorrect? In India we just call them untouchables.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Howard: Hey, good news, you don't have to sulk about Penny any more. Look, there are hundreds of Croatian women just waiting for you to contact them.
Leonard: Anythingforagreencard.com?
Howard: I'll lend you my user name, it's wealthybigpenis.
Leonard: You're joking.
Howard: Well, you gotta make it easy for them. They're just learning English.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency
Sheldon: I wanted a griffin.
Leonard: A griffin.
Sheldon: Yes, half eagle, half lion.
Leonard: And mythological.
Sheldon: Irrelevant. See, I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Sheldon: Danger! Danger!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big ol' five.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Raj: What's with him?
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Howard: Me too. But probably in a different way.
Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Dr. Gablehauser: What colorful nickname did you call Dr. Cooper this time?
Leslie: Dr. Dumbass.
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