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Quote from Raj in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Raj: What happens in costume at comic-con stays at comic-com.
Howard: You're only saying that because of what happened to you.
Leonard: What happened to you?
Raj: Nothing happened to me.
Howard: It wasn't your fault, Raj, he was dressed like a green Orion slave girl.
Raj: How did we get on me, we were mocking Leonard for not moving on, dude, you have totally not moved on.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Howard: Go get yourself some rebound stress release.
Raj: Technically, it would only be rebound if he and Penny had actually engaged in physical intimacy.
Howard: You mean like you and Richard the slave girl?
Raj: I bought him dinner and we kissed once. That was it. And he told me his name was Kimberly.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Look on the bright side.
Leonard: What's the bright side?
Sheldon: Only 9 more months to Comic-Con.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Raj: (Talking about Leslie Winkle) I think she's smoking hot.
Howard: I'd hit that!
Sheldon: You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. (Seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: The only way she'd be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: That was not fifteenth century soap. My God, these people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything and expect to get away with it.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: I fashioned historically accurate undergarments out of linen.
Leonard: You went out and bought linen?
Sheldon: Don't be silly, I borrowed one of your pillow cases.
Leonard: Borrowed?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leonard: I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle.
Sheldon: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word plenty has been redefined to mean two.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Friday's always vintage game night. Look, my mom included the memory card. We can pick up where I left off in 1999 when I had pernicious anaemia.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leonard: I would appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can't be accurately measured by normal tests, how much scarcer could I be?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world, why does it have to be Leslie Winkle?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Penny: Sheldon, you are a smart guy, you must know-
Sheldon: Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart.
Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leslie: Hey, dummy.
Sheldon: Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.
Leslie: Ooh, rush me to the burn unit.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.
Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Leslie: Wow. So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.
Leonard: Where did you hear that?
Leslie: Actually I read it. Wolowitz texted me.
Leonard: (Reading the text) "Like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory." Yep.
Leslie: I thought it was a pretty good one, I gave him an L-O-L.
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