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Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leonard: Well, I think tonight was a very good start.
Leslie: Me too. You're sure you're okay postponing intercourse until our relationship is past the initial viability test?
Leonard: No problem, I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse. So I guess I'll call you and we'll arrange another evening.
Leslie: Yes. I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum of 18 hours before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.
Leonard: Sure.
Leslie: Again, it's your decision, you're the man.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: Hey fellow scientists. Sheldon.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: You agree with me, right, loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.
Leonard: Sorry Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy not loopy.
Leslie: Well, I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further.
Leonard: Truth, what truth? We're talking about untested hypotheses, uh, it's no big deal.
Leslie: Oh, it isn't, really? Tell me Leonard, how would we raise the children?

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leonard: I guess we let them wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory.
Leslie: We can't let them choose, Leonard, they're children!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Yeah. I'm Batman. See?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's okay, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: And you thought the opposite of stupid loser was a Community College Graduate?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Wolowitz: Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Wolowitz: Leonard, how was your date?
Leonard: Bite me!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: When I try to deceive I have more nervous ticks than a lime disease research facility.

Sheldon: It's a joke. It relies on a homonymic relationship between the tick the blood sucking arachnid, and tick the involuntary muscular contraction. I made it up myself.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: So, do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating, Leonard would get bored with me?
Sheldon: That depends.
Penny: On what?
Sheldon: Do you have a working knowledge on Quantum Physics?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you speak Klingon?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you know any card tricks?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: Why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: How could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
Sheldon: They were very smart. They used my complete lack of interest in what you are doing.

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