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Quote from Howard in the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Raj: Hold on a second. Kreplach??
Howard: Yeah.
Raj: That isn't Klingon. It's yiddish for meat-filled dumpling!
Howard: Well, as it turns out it's also a Klingon word.
Leonard: Really? Define it.
Howard: Kreplach a hearty Klingon.....dumpling.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Onion rings?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Extra-breading?
Leonard: I asked.
Sheldon: What did they say?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Did you protest?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Vociferously?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Well then what took you so long?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Wolowitz: Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big ol' five.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Oh Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber. Hop, hop hop!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: Danger! Danger!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: You know, it's amazing how many super villains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: And you thought the opposite of stupid loser was a Community College Graduate?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's okay, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Yeah. I'm Batman. See?

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