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Raj: Hold on a second. Kreplach??
Raj: That isn't Klingon. It's yiddish for meat-filled dumpling!
Howard: Well, as it turns out it's also a Klingon word.
Leonard: Really? Define it.
Howard: Kreplach a hearty Klingon.....dumpling.
Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium-well?
Sheldon: Dill slices not sweet?
Sheldon: Individual relish packets?
Sheldon: Onion rings?
Leonard: I asked.
Sheldon: What did they say?
Sheldon: Did you protest?
Sheldon: Well then what took you so long?
Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!
Wolowitz: Qu'est-ce que 'sup?
Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big ol' five.
Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz.
Sheldon: Oh Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber. Hop, hop hop!
Sheldon: Danger! Danger!
Sheldon: You know, it's amazing how many super villains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.
Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
Sheldon: And you thought the opposite of stupid loser was a Community College Graduate?
Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!
Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's okay, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.
Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Yeah. I'm Batman. See?