Season 5 Quotes Page 26 of 57
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: I play Grand Theft Auto. I know about gats. *gun fires*
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"? No, never mind. It's right here.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes] From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!
Quote from Amy in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Amy: Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away". Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
Quote from Howard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Howard: [Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Howard: She (Siri) is gonna break his heart.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Raj: Don't talk to her (Siri) that way. She's a lady.
Barry Kripke: Well, that lady took high-res pictures of my junk last night for Craigslist. Later!
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Barry Kripke: Listen to me. Not westauwant, westauwant. See, total cwap. You suck, Siwi!
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Barry Kripke: Heads up. Professor Rothman urinated in the physics lab again. So we're going to move up his retirement party. Friday 5 o'clock pot luck.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Penny: No, your Reebok has a gunshot wound and you have an ouchie on your pinky toe.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Kripke: Siwi, can you recommend a restaurant?
Siri: I'm sorry, Bawwy. I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."
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