Penny: It's so cute and rustic up here.
Leonard: I know. Did you see they still have a video rental place? It's like colonial Williamsburg.

Penny: This place is great.
Leonard: So nice of that doctor to just let you use it.
Penny: Well, she is taking me to an Indigo Girls concert, so hold that thought.

Amy: So what do we do now?
Leonard: They have some board games.
Sheldon: Eh, most of the Jenga pieces are missing and the Scrabble only has seven tiles, so unless you want to build an unimpressive structure with the word schnerf next to it, move on.

Amy: What's the game?
Penny: All right, it's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. Someone says something they've never done, but if you have done it, you take a drink.
Leonard: I've never played that before.
Sheldon: Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink? What is happening?

Sheldon: All right, my turn. Mm. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can't handle money.
Did I win? I feel like I won.
Penny: I can't believe this. You realize I make more money than you?
Leonard: I don't - I know, but this isn't a big deal. It's just a little savings I put aside.
Penny: We're married. We're supposed to share everything.
Leonard: What, you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?
Sheldon: I'm calling it. I won.

Penny: My God, Leonard, do you know what I could do with that kind of money?
Leonard: No, I do, and that's why I hid it.
Penny: What good is it if you don't use it?
Leonard: Uh, you have shoes you love, but never wear. I have money I love, but never spend. We're kind of a cute couple that way.

Leonard: Again, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kept it a secret.
Penny: Well, I have a secret I've been keeping from you, too.
Leonard: Is it a secret bank account? Because that would be awesome.

Penny: I hate my job.
Leonard: Really? Why?
Penny: Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales. I mean, I know I make a lot of money. But I haven't been happy for a while.
Leonard: Why didn't you tell me?
Penny: Because I know how important it is to you that I'm having some success.
Leonard: That's not true.
Penny: Okay, really? So you'd be fine if I went back to acting and waiting tables again?
Leonard: If that's what you want to do, yes.
Penny: Well, it's not what I want to do.
Leonard: Oh, yes.

Howard: All right, here we go.
Bernadette: I'm not hearing anything.
Howard: Well, give me a second.
Raj: Are you sure you can do this?
Howard: Hey, who found four dollars and change on the beach with his metal detector?
Raj: I buried it there so we could go home.

Sheldon: Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting.
Leonard: Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting every three months.
Sheldon: Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you, it's tomorrow.

Leonard: This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure.
Sheldon: You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins.
Leonard: You're the only one who eats them.
Sheldon: And yet you get to weigh in. Democracy, it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Leonard: You're being ridiculous.
Sheldon: There's a motion on the floor, I'm ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing.

Penny: Well, why are you fighting him on this?
Leonard: Because I am tired of him always getting his way. We don't need a stupid meeting. We don't even need a roommate agreement, and I hope that sandwich does cause a party.

Leonard: Why are you taking his side?
Penny: Because it's important to him, and when we signed the roommate agreement, we made a deal.
Sheldon: You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.

Raj: But, dude, you're so lucky. Getting to stay home at night with the woman you love.
Howard: I guess I am lucky.
Raj: You are, because dating two women, I mean, I can't even remember the last time I slept in my own apartment. I wake up and I'm like, am I at Claire's or am I at Emily's? Is there a third girl I've forgotten about? Like, where am I?